hter, who thought the doll was haunted. Her fears were confirmed when one night, the doll ran downstairs and rummaged through the fridge. It was enjoying last night's leftovers

which served as a beacon of what the human spirit was capable of given the proper space. It was sadly completely destroyed by the worst aspects of the human spirit in turn. Disney

had just that morning buried their pet goldfish, Maureen. The pain of losing Maureen had been just too much for her, so while her husband planned the wake, she took off to

Why did she have to do it so late? Well, money perhaps. Kali's mother wasnt quite of a rich family, but indeed ver father, Mr. Ricodeamor was inmensly huge. That Mother's Day, Kali

she had learned long ago that proof was never enough for some people. They had to see it as a mandate from on high and in triplicate with good old fashioned colored layers & carbon

The energy and particles from Leroy transferred into an alien dimension, and an unexpected one. He was suddenly in the realm of Fortnite. He shouted, "WHAT IS THIS PLACE?"

So you better take this," said Audrey. She handed her granddaughter a can of pepper spray. "It's for your own good, Linda! There are many jerks and most of them are men!" Linda was

the backside of Whoopi Goldberg. I understand that there are many more ponderous orbs and globes throughout the Universe, but Whoopi's butt is as wide as a cotton ball inside a

ttery and then secretly pin it on his father. No more would he be his father's puppet in the Moldovan mafia. No more would he have to traffic in human body parts. He would be a

The crowd gasped. No one ever questioned the Genie, the supreme know-it-all. The Genie grew to massive size and pointed his finger at the questioner. “Dog! Prepare to receive your

There was more to the story but each was holding out bits that made them look bad. The Shark, for instance. When the Frequency 94.3 FM got involved the wheels of industry got to

"Hard pass!" he exclaimed, "How about we substitute ecstasy for anguish?" Doc Brown considered & nodded: "Ok, your funeral." Landing in the future, Marty was arrested for possessio

Little did he know, Ali left some, "Free Presents," in the Fridge, which were Farts trapped forever in the seams of the fridge itself. Not only did it smell to High Heaven, but t

As the darkness from inside the cave taunted the lost explorer, he fired wildly into the abyss. Hitting an old TNT crate which began to cause the cave to collapse. He had moments.

Kalki scrubbed away day and night, after Mr. Padma voided all over the floors.

It had everything—except the feeling of home. Although each day was filled with adventure, each night held a feeling of deep emptiness and longing

about I soak those breadsticks in lye for you and then sprinkle some sawdust on top of your tofu brains?" Ms Prescilla caressed the waiter with his long nails. The waiter lost his

against the creepy space aliens. Felines and Alice seemed to have something the aliens found unpredictable. Despite seemingly knowing everything in the universe, they failed to

The singing voices were singing about loneliness. About the distance there was between how we lived the hour and how we sold it to the bleachers. Putting asses in the seats wasn't

then again OVER a bridge. But Watch out, there are MORE rivers than bridges. 'Im the map! I'm the map! I'M THE MAAAP!!!" I stared at the map. What am I going to do with this shitty