Pretty soon Honey Bears goes cracking/ on those whose repaying slackin/ he knocks them out and then back in/ the shorties fleeking on the gat he's packing.

"Thanks" the taxi driver said "I mean it's yellow, like every other cab in New York" he continued, clearly unsettled by my flirtations. Time to take a more direct approach. I

"The problem is that you refuse to keep out of people's heads." "It is free space. It isn't being used. My head space is full to the hereafters. Why do they care what I do with the

be about getting our business done on the pronto. I didn't come here to play games or play games either. Somebody owes me for these pizzas & I better see a fine ass tip. Bernard wa

I hefted the weapon. The only way to know for sure was to test it on someone else. I put the Rodenterizer 5000 back on it's charger. Tonight is my date with Miss Laura and I can

Infirmity came fast to disabuse me of that notion. I became the first known case of Instant Elephant Man Palsy. Overnight, I went from being healthy to being John Merrick’s twin.

Coil while a Loose Fuse, was also a Loose Cannon, and exploded on many people, causing the smell of rotten Feces to appear as loose green/gray globs of gooey birdie feet, and I for

Knowing my situation is near helpless, I lie in wait for my impending doom. Their footsteps continue, passing nearby, yet not noticing me. Great. Another few minutes until they

The Curse of Count Snotula! The gloop oozing from my nose slopped into a fetid puddle on the floor. And, as I watched in horrified fascination, it began to coalesce into a

However, the Nutrinos left nasty Nutrophils buried deep withing the Hydrovents of the Aphotic Zone, in so, Cloud 9 will have to wait, until

"Yes," he replied, "but then the gold is of no use to you and we usually get it back from you by simply giving you back a memory of your shoes. The gold for the shoes. Never fails.

We tried to explain it was letterheads and not leaderheads but he wouldn't believe us. He told us we were robots trying to stop him from taking the leader's heads. Our braces did

"What I mean, Grandaddy-O, is YOUR PEOPLE, the decrepit and lame, still scratching for a chance at the teat, using up air that the rest of us could have used better. You need to g

week-old ham. Bob thought it was stupid to care about such a thing. Yeah it's an old, boring concept, but so is everything else humans do. In protest, he

before he had finished the Gleason Configuration. He would never crash on the moon and frolic with the cheese like he had always dreamed of. He would never ski the Bœke Straits.

"Ouch," said little Johnny as a duck hit his head as it flew by. However, as the ducks began to drop the softballs on the ground, the whole community was pleased to finally have

in our ears were talking Donkeys, named, "Donkey!" Shrek grabbed Apollo, right out of the YouTube Videos, and

beer and guffawed all the peanuts in one fell gulp. Or at least I think that's how it happened. Was it? Hmm. All that as swiping was seriously confusing my positronic brain. But I

bats," snickered Philip Gardnier-Lanet through his teeth as he pulled the garrote tighter. Nobody understood what he meant. It clearly flew over all our heads by at least a foot.

moment into a brand new memory to go with the old one. He summoned the Rooster. He summoned the Swallow. He summoned the Lurk. He tried another but was at his limit for now. Manife