's dead corpse that Joel had laid on the bed. "So much for cosplay, Stalin." I said to Joel in his disguise. I, too was wearing a Barney Custom to set the mood. The pineapple in

"Excuse me Sir, do you know the Cafe de Beluga is looking for you", Sara asked the large bald man as she slid in beside his crystal bong. "No, but if you hum a few bars, I might pi

appeared to find him first&met him with a dirty look, seemingly saying "You BUTTER not!" The singular glare was enough to dull his craving&shock him from his cannibalistic stupor.

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Wayne's face. It appears to you in that recurring dream you have, where a stranger seems to know all about you." I couldn't believe what I was hearing. How did this person know of

The man looked at me like he was just now noticing me. He looked around the room as if to get his bearings. "What is the latest Rocky movie? What is the year?" I backed away.

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"Hello? That phone you are holding now is my phone!" said Joe. "Si? Excuse me, I speak not very great well English," Joaquin responded. "You have stolen my phone!!!" Joe was

When the feds came that morning, she stood as like a stump amongst logs. The feds having to step over the dead bodies to get to her. She had the answers to their question of why.

"I think Smithers is working himself too hard. He's started to lean to the side", observed Kent Munn, VP of Trust Building. "I agree', said HR looking at the camfeed of a post-it n

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woman was famous amongst the residents of Station St., often referred to as "that creepy bird lady". When she wrote she would sit on her veranda so her cackles echoed through the

a hot dog as a joystick. That's odd, I thought to myself. What kind of game would make you use a delicate piece of food as a control mechanism? I decided to investigate the article

Then the head did a 720 degree rotation. She vomited yesterday's business at the pow wow. The blood spray from her tear ducts becomes a torrent strong enough to move her head ba

Is society past its prime? Will we be swept up in a wave of crime? Or could the stars all still align, and everything just turn out fine?

popper.He opened the medicine cabinet with glee,a pill popper he'd be! Disheartened to find only a bottle of aspirin he tried twisting open the childproof cap but it wouldn't budge

These demons were known to have an insatiable appetite for self destruction. That was a blessing in disguise. The penguins knew that and bought arsenic to put in their food. It had

can of beans that we had picked later he had woken up and told me that i was the one and only

Godzilla wanted the life of destroying planes and cities behind him to be forgotten he wanted to start a new life, a life where he earned his living honestly but the woman wouldn't

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