.Once you've eaten the ship-cake, start checking your poop each time, until you begin finding gold doubloons. Oh, and the ship's canons might go off, which will sound as though you

Jim pulled out a jimmy bar to jam the shim back in. "Jumping jugglers, Jim! You know jamming the shim could ruin the trim!" "Don't worry Slim, I'll only skim the trim's rim." Jim

to heavy drinking on his part. He was known to be abusive and heartless off-camera. Diego was the only pure one of the lot. He put Dora into rehab and got Boots arrested for drunk

and then let it drop soundly upon the drunk's swollen cheek bone, which shone black and throbbed uncontrollably, and then he saw her saunter out of the restroom and slither out of

But when he entered the oval office, he was shocked to find only a giant orange muppet slumping lifelessly at the desk. A buzzing was coming from it's hollow head. A bee had become

grace had already claimed him. He had never dreamed of meeting a hot single Russian area that would take him to new heights of ecstasy. A Russian area that would love my heather fl

For two, she left him. Three, she became a trucker and drove across the country to pick up a load of heavy machinery, which she would then ship all the way to Alaska. Four,

fondling her date during Beetlejuice, "Do you know who I am? I'm going to call the mayor about this" "Sadly, I do know who you are but I have a duty to be courteous despite my mys

my twin sister was masturbating that night. Even though there were two floors between us, out twin bond was glowing red. I guess she probably felt it too when I masturbated or that

is like a black hole. My brother is a bottomless pit when it comes to food. Everything deepfried, everything containing tons of sugar ... even this night everything would end up in

incantations suggesting that I was to turn into a dog biscuit. I didn't see it happening, not now. Not ever. Snob was little more than a bag of hot air and was shocked to know he

Smurfs can go there. The rest of you will have to stay on your side of the portal." He let that sink in for a moment. Could I trust these Smurfs I just met last night? "I'm not you

John-Boy passed over the thermal lance, while Mary Ellen held the torch steady. It had been a long time since the Walton family had pulled a bank heist this audacious. It felt good

This dude wore a jacket that had "Never Again" on the back with skull and bones - plus long, greasy blonde hair. My mum couldn't stand him. Now, I understood and my mum was glad.

where he tentatively opened the freezer. John had excreted an insulating substance all over his skin so that he wouldn't die from the cold. Impressive. Maybe he could leave him in

remade, as tempting an idea as it was when it was originally conceived. There could be only one Me. My handyman bots Mofo and Bobo carried out the remains. Nadine and Osho watched

spit on it and threw it haphazardly upon the table and walked away. They watched him as he undid his apron purposely, throw it on the last table and grab his jacket from the chair.

As he rolled his car onto the B&O Railroad, a sense of excitement and trepidation filled him. He knew that this was a risky move, but he was willing to take a chance to achieve his

Unfortunately, the woman I had gotten knew 23 languages but only spoke Esperanto, which I did not. She remembered everything but certitude was lost in translation & I was adrift ex

stayed there forever, part of his mind did, anyway, and made brothy love to Souperwoman in their little cauldron in the sky. When Andy was at work in this world, in the other world