antagonizing him with his catch phrase." She paused. "It is truly unfortunate that these 2 antagonists share so many evil characteristics and the same first name, Freddy...."

Then the showboat rammed his arm into the inquisitive play-a-long's face. "Nobody gets to call me woolly jumpers anymore." The bbq went silent. Ted had just killed the host. Would

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o I was first. I guess I would find out on the road. I hear the road has many things to teach if you let it. People often forget that some lessons are going to hurt. That letch at

I reminded her of ice cream. "Now do you understand?"

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erect for now and she knew how he would be if it wasn't seen to pronto. She sent for one of the local Felecias. We've already heard how the Felecias kept coming around with their

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The Death Angel didn't really do coy all that well. It was hard to watch & the Ass was getting flatulent. He tried small talk. "Who's your favorite whore," he asked the Death Angel

Brolette beamed at me but he was also on the verge of tears. "Then let me say goodbye to you my friend. The next time I see Taru, he will be a man. May he be like the boy you are."

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& then I stopped. I wasn't sure what happened between the starting & the stopping but something clearly happened. I am standing in the ancient ruins of Los Angeles. A keg at a wake

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"That," scoffed a sad voice, "was my most favorite funnel-like sucking mouthed critter". He scrambled to face the new visitor, only to find