What was I supposed to be looking for in Bucky & Pepito? Beats me. They never specified. They just kept saying "You know what we want." I didn't. "What do you want?" "You know." It

Even so, I have never been able to get a human to accept my marriage proposal, and believe me, I have asked every one I have seen with my raging primate eyes. So I fly over their

because he felt this moment deserved a wicked grin. Maybe it did and maybe it didn't but obviously he thought it did. Lets go from that. Their clown shoes were nowhere to be seen.

all of the paprika piled up behind Sub-Commander Chaucer. It had been confiscated at an early morning raid in the Spice District. Cucaracha was allergic to it. Rio & Siam were for

to some guy named Steve Jobs, I guess. I don't know if the guy sucked it or not. I do know the audience started getting antsy over the licensing fees & the EULA on his Occular Enha

"That is just a lie that found itself into the Legend of John Belushi. The truth is what for him it was always Pepsi Pepsi that got them to drop those panties, if they were wearing

We took pains to highlight the differences between our product & a merkin. Our basic unit was called The Down's First Sign, for obvious reasons. Many called them Training merkins.

do I spout hate! I spout hot and cold hate! I'm a regular hate-spigot! Doc, ya gotta do something to help me mend my ways before I blow a gasket. (Maybe I need a plumber?)

I had conveniently left for her painted on her bedroom wall in somebody's blood. In her fruit snack bliss she never saw the cryptogram and I was still under the gun with the suits.

might look at me and see me as just Farris F. Freemont, a facilitator of the impossible but you'd be so wrong. You should see me as Opportunity knocking on your door. Adam and Eve

walked into the thin air they had at that time of year in Vermont & that was that. Not only did I not know her, I didn't know I should have. The tin of maple syrup was just that,

Ted made short work of Spike and tied him up beside the others. Ted went through Spikes pockets as well. There was a WRENCH, and a cryptic message written in Elve's Spit. I put the

finishing school where they were polished, sometimes spit shined where it was appropriate and always in the presence of two or more Jesters. Turmoil erupted when a buffoon tried to

Of course, his job concealed this fact which he often exclaimed loudly during math classes at the private girls' school where he worked. Convenient.

Trying to get rid of these tough and unanswerable questions, I turned into a bat and started flying towards the moon, recreating that scene from E.T. Maybe I am out of this planet,

and Jerry that cats shouldn't sell liqour as it is pretty uncharismatic. Dogs are loyal so they are already loved even if they sold liquor they would be loved. But, I am a cat.

McGuire looked down again, puzzled by the letters in front of him. "But...that's what it says." "No. No, it reads as 'pennies'. Not...not THAT." Sinutab sighed, exhausted.

"Wooow. Just what amazing talent will you incessantly prattle on to us about next?" Amanda muttered sarcastically as she worked on making a way out of their jail.

I mean, how maladjusted could he really be, being raised by his two weird racist aunts? Plus he was so ugly, I didn't really fancy the thought of him having children. A condom it

Then the grim specter of AIDS poked its face out from the crevice and I noped the fuck out of there. No way was I gonna sparkle like a vampire from drinking her period blood.