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Here I am again, trying to tell the same story without it sounding like the same story. The truth is that every story is the only story that matters. If they didn't believe that,
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The pigeon 500 was about to start. All the birds could hardly hold themselves still on the phone wires. Fast flash flappy was set to take the whole enchilada but ranked just under
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Remember when our cars were named after explorers; Cadillac, De Soto, Chaka Khan, Chaka, Khan, -- no, wait. Chaka Khan wasn't an explorer. Plus there is no car named after her.
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Not that it matters anymore but I was the guy that made the first Copy Cat. I was trying to print out a flyer for my girlfriend's dead cat, Mergotroid. Seven Jolt Colas later we
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Westley unintendedly launched a photon torpedo towards Bedford Centauri instead.The bridge went deathly quiet as the crew considered what had just happened. The a redshirt started
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The shadows of some men are greater than the man they are the shadows of. Such was the case with our dim witted hero, Clarence Carmine Consangre. His shadow was Sinsangre. Scholars
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Gabriel Lassiter was the one in the back behind The Boxer. We did not know then what would happen but now I know he was always in the back of every event we went to. These days we
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Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find
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Then I was hypnotized into being in North Carolina blowing glass hands in prayer bongs for Christians who were getting on the recreational cannabis bus. The safe word came & went.
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Robert Smith of the Cure is Frankenstein's monster free of the ice. As an imperfect creation of a man, he is broody. That is not make-up, that is his flesh tone. This explains the
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Committed to the cause of rounding up the whole enchilada I set my nefarious plan into action the moment it appeared that Adam had entered the Garden but before Lilith left for the
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If I was giving my daughter away, if that still has some meaning, to a husband she chose , that last walk would include a Tango.
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I don't have a middle name. But it should be Happenstance because that is what my life has been. Chance Happenstance Costello. C.H.C. It is a happenstance behind why I don't have a
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The flare up of the Haitian-Romanian War caught the Orange Buffoon unawares, as usual. Any enemy of a shithole is bound to be worth extorting for something, Orange Buffoon thought.
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I was watching Pickup on South Street 1953 when I stopped to shout "No, I'm a Real One, Fred MacMurry." but something always held me back from doing so. Something or someone.
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Whats a christmas cookie?
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How do they know that is the the Pandora I always wanted? Did I want it when I was a newborn? As a fetus? In the back seat of my 1976 Chevy Chevelle SS, I wanted Pandora & not Pam?
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Before, you would look at half a lung and trace out the major features and maybe their function and that was it. Simple, done, no problem. Now, you have to know who's neighbor mito
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Jack Skellington and his buddies went to order stuffed bell peppers because they were too tired to cook. It was just 8F and the wind chill was below zero. But they didn't care.
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If I was to be buried in a field, would my personality crawl through the ground free of traffic. What do you mean we'll think later? Thinking thinks think when think thinks!