I noticed a notification I had forgotten to look at just after lunch. It was a Friend Request from Martin Heidegger. Just then I got another from Mach and another from Planck. But

The shadows of some men are greater than the man they are the shadows of. Such was the case with our dim witted hero, Clarence Carmine Consangre. His shadow was Sinsangre. Scholars

I am being real with you. My words are real. Just believe that & find your core. Bisect that with these words and then build your world. Each connection a bridge to the Real. Sense

Jack Skellington and his buddies went to order stuffed bell peppers because they were too tired to cook. It was just 8F and the wind chill was below zero. But they didn't care.

Vending Kiosk 37A checked in from Mankato via its contraband IOT link. "I'm seeing things out here, bad things. Not just the canned-brain sales, but SomaPro SportShake customers."

The flare up of the Haitian-Romanian War caught the Orange Buffoon unawares, as usual. Any enemy of a shithole is bound to be worth extorting for something, Orange Buffoon thought.

Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find

How do they know that is the the Pandora I always wanted? Did I want it when I was a newborn? As a fetus? In the back seat of my 1976 Chevy Chevelle SS, I wanted Pandora & not Pam?

Robert Smith of the Cure is Frankenstein's monster free of the ice. As an imperfect creation of a man, he is broody. That is not make-up, that is his flesh tone. This explains the

Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find

The subtitle of Frankenstein is The Modern Prometheus. The modern was still the future. The he asks me about Robert Anton Wilson's Prometheus Rising but has never seen Buckaroe Ban

You know why I am here, don't you? I don't think you do. I think that you don't even believe in what you believe in. You're just holding up that sign so the alien spectator won't

Debbie does who, what, where? Phillie? Chi-town? La La Land? St. Paul? Sin City? Cin Cin Nati? How can Debbie do all these places and forget to do "Big D"? She most be worn out

At the end of February I am so sweeted out that Easter seems kind of forced. I can't wait to get to the summer when the fare of the day is savory. Burgers, Fries and good old BBQ c

Índia. Era outubro e as chuvas torrenciais da época das moções haviam passado. O periodo passado no mosteiro no Tibet fez meu cabelo crescer e me mesclar melhor com os Hindus.

The way that I concocted to make us really free. Based on my observation that lemon juice enhances whatever warm to hot liquid you put it into, including broths of finality, we use

Every May Day in the Kingdom Of What all the maidens of the kingdom that will turn 16 in that year must walk before the King. The Traitor's Prophecy says of Bonny, "She will be hot

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Following the raid of Z Glack-9, Captain Tuff had zero time for celebration. He knew the Scrotian counter-attack was imminent. "Alert! Threat detected." announce DERPA

Merle Cole was tapping the Bud over at Dorsey's Bar the night a big fellar with a crew cut came in and said, "Я ищу женщину." Merle squinted and asked bluntly, "Is that Chinese