I knew there was a paradise that I was forgetting. Had it been blown out the open windows by the desert night? Everything just fell apart once we knew that truth wasn't truth. Voti

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Westley unintendedly launched a photon torpedo towards Bedford Centauri instead.The bridge went deathly quiet as the crew considered what had just happened. The a redshirt started

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Once upon a time, RissaJo became interim Head of House. With that power came great opportunities, but she didn't know where to start. Should she

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Calling Birdman, they found a dead foot that couldn't hide. All the shoes with spats blame themselves. There's the 3 o'clock Bullet to Blu's Court on Pluto to bear witness that it

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At the end of February I am so sweeted out that Easter seems kind of forced. I can't wait to get to the summer when the fare of the day is savory. Burgers, Fries and good old BBQ c

As I topped the hill the army below me shouted out in one voice "Liberator of Pluto" and this time it was deserved. I broadcast my heart felt thanks but reminded them all the job

Committed to the cause of rounding up the whole enchilada I set my nefarious plan into action the moment it appeared that Adam had entered the Garden but before Lilith left for the

Lewis Grolshak stormed into the "Rec" room demanding somebody cough up his The Blue Magoos LP that had gone missing from his dorm room just now. "You ain't seen nothing", he said