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Following the raid of Z Glack-9, Captain Tuff had zero time for celebration. He knew the Scrotian counter-attack was imminent. "Alert! Threat detected." announce DERPA
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I made no such promise. Yes, I know people who know people Edward G. Everybody knows people except for the one guy nobody knows of never heard of until those moment. All of history
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I have high aspirations, I want to become an elevator operator. I'll go at it with professionalism and eventually I'll be be at the Space Needle or the Burj Khalifa
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Not that it matters anymore but I was the guy that made the first Copy Cat. I was trying to print out a flyer for my girlfriend's dead cat, Mergotroid. Seven Jolt Colas later we
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Your abstraction was vaguely insouciant towards this moment's arrival such that it makes me, us really, question it's commitment to truly Being Here Now. Being Now Here. Here Being
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"Look at Randy Orton, slitherin' - " "WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT!" "RKO!!!"
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20 years later and a revisit has made me appreciate more fully, not that it could ever be finished, Selma's Serpent Dance.
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4% of lost remotes can be found in the fridge.
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I wept for my fallen comrades. It was brutal. Who knew when the cold hands of fate would pluck the accounts of my inactive comrades from them. Bleary eyed, I looked at Gibber, his
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I am being real with you. My words are real. Just believe that & find your core. Bisect that with these words and then build your world. Each connection a bridge to the Real. Sense
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The purple with lime fringe knee high boots were a testament to the color of their resistance to the hegemony of Off World institutions. With billions already served the Ambassador
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Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find
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The shadows of some men are greater than the man they are the shadows of. Such was the case with our dim witted hero, Clarence Carmine Consangre. His shadow was Sinsangre. Scholars
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Twenty seven years later and she betrays me to go out and get what she said she never wanted again. Her home. Pluto; or what is left of it. How was I to know that Musk's offer was
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I longed for the times when I was still new, still fresh. But I have become stale like old bread. I passed the mic to the next recovery member.
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Calling Birdman, they found a dead foot that couldn't hide. All the shoes with spats blame themselves. There's the 3 o'clock Bullet to Blu's Court on Pluto to bear witness that it
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Horatio Primrose lived in a shotgun shack on the south side of Avalon, Mississippi; he inherited the house from his Aunt Saffron who bought the house for three hundred dollars in
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The way that I concocted to make us really free. Based on my observation that lemon juice enhances whatever warm to hot liquid you put it into, including broths of finality, we use
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That's my seat he leaned over looking me in the eye. I screamed inside. It was only my first day and I
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Then I was hypnotized into being in North Carolina blowing glass hands in prayer bongs for Christians who were getting on the recreational cannabis bus. The safe word came & went.