with his badminton racquet to little avail. Thank goodness for the fine selection at Auntie Paulino's SPAM Emporium. At nights he would try to puke the ectoplasm of his old self

, especially cookie jars labeled “Joker Enterprises” on the bottom. The Joker feigned innocence but laughed at the Penguin’s bloodied finger, which he’d caused. Jim warned the

of small insignificant meaning to hide myself from Cthlulu and his ilk. I never had a chance. They already thought I was a boy of small insignificant meaning so they knew exactly w

Stulta djinni, mi volis ses pakojn ne rubitajn orelojn. Jaguaro ne Gremlin. Parolante Esperanto tamen estas bonega. The genie didn't speak Esperanto but I think he understood by my

bonne humeur pour vous servir du." I don't speak Spanish, he responded. She scoffed and left. "I don't think we get to have the totally-rad-dinner-for-free." his friend wispered.

"I've had my fill of you, you pudgy, self-important screamer," said Spock with icy heat. A moment later, McCoy said, "He's dead, Spock." "Acknowledged."

up without wearing our wigs that day. It was all the rage in old France to shave your head, as it reduced lice and unwanted suitors. But the chess players thought we were pigs.

was unstable. The ground on which they stood was a giant floating rock. Many other rocks were floating in the distance. Zach noted, "Dark." "Fresh.", Zak pointed. "How do people

because he still hadn't pulled the sock out of his shorts and he could tell Linda was eyebanging his fake package something fierce. Schmuck whirled around, pulled out the sock, and

garage bands on the other side of the freeway", suggested Tim Suave, "maybe they have room in their garages for you special cacophony?" Ian loved it. BAM, we"re Special Cacophony

ing that can see through people's bullshit! I do know how to work Photoshop and alter the truth. Sara never saw it coming when I posted those fake photos of her with Jerome. That i

I took a hessian sack from the boot of my car and loaded the pieces evidence in. However, where there's cutlery, there's crockery. I set about searching for a giveaway plate.

Netflix and chill, especially with her autistic sensitivity to the discomfort it caused. That's when she decided the hair has to go. She gave her boyfriend a razor and he shaved it

morally bankrupt toadstool farmer and the woman who tried, and failed, to love him. Leucous felt himself sufficiently prepared for the role once he'd

tty, as he splattered on the ground. Bessie gave three full buckets this time! "I was just feeling generous." she explained. "I wonder if that nerd liked milk?" Betty contemplated.

doesn't work that way. Souperwoman gave him a mirror so he could see the machinery. There was a black shard in the upper left side of his head. He set down his face and reached for

a snowflake setting on a leaf, clinging doggedly to the tree of life. Such a small thing, but enough to send ripples across the fabric of the universe. Awakened by the ripples

after which there was a mass uprising of bean counters and chili enthusiasts who rebelled against the government's war on legumes. "WE WILL NOT BE HAS-BEANS!" Not exactly the best

a frightening recruitment strategy that opened employment to all species that could complete an interview. The interview program was modified to accept responses from amoebas, frog

As he rolled his car onto the B&O Railroad, a sense of excitement and trepidation filled him. He knew that this was a risky move, but he was willing to take a chance to achieve his