but no hamster would get these luxuries. The best Snuffles got was a silver wheel and nuts on china.He cried and in the middle of the night snuck off with Pinky and the Brain.

command deck. Eugenia didn't know it was the command deck. Whatever it was, she had driven her Yugo into it. She had some pointed questions about it being on her lawn. The orphan

Wealthy humans were oblivious as they were already willing to pay good money to drink coffee that had been pooped out of cats. In fact they deemed the monkey poop a delicacy. So

It was... something I didn't know. So I said "dank memes." The foldingstory guard suddenly burst into a gazillion golden butterflies and carried me high up into the clouds in the H

"Oh no you don't, I know if I do you are going to charge a transfer fee and a storage fee and a collecting fee and..." "Shut up", he said as he pushed me and took my kaleidoscope g

g they were going to need to find a way to distract the in-laws. They always hated Thanksgiving because of Bathilda. She was Jimmy's mother-in-law and more stuffy than a turkey.

scary thought struck Jane; this was her boss's pillow, & it was now saturated by her snot! Sure enough, her gorgeous boss stuck his head into the room: "Can I have the pillow back?

"Look Padre, there's only so much ecumenical passion in me and I'm not wasting it on this", Vlad said as he shot Mel, staining his power suit & leather heels with cyborg blood.

looked totally out of place. He praised the guards strong muscles & glinting scales. If it weren't for the errant tendril, he'd be more attractive than the chief Mordock Guard!

The drums started again. Horrible voices were baying for blood. Pancho's blood. He was the first of many; the fist to fall to the great god Soccor, lord of

Mario and Luigi, The queens died from lung cancer when Luigi touched them.

I suppose, in the end, it was kind of worth it. We shifted our business to a tamer testing site. The health fanatics approved and we made millions. The scandal never left us but, we

his chubby arm with high octane novocaine. "I can't feel my body!" blubbered the patient as Dr. Huckleberry strapped him back into the dentist chair. "Good, that means it's working

his former best pal from HS, the charismatic Chickenhead III. "Pigfeet Jr. seems to be ready for the Transformation" he wrote, albeit somewhat tentatively, "Hurray and get the

eat horse apples while astride "Arrrrr " winner of the 2008 Saratoga Sweeps. I thought, "Do horses regurgitate cud?" I guess they enjoy it. Like having a chaw under their horsy lip

l. Then Penelope's Chauffeur pulled up & said, "Silliness, my lady did you think you could give me the slip? Get in your father the king is annoyed." Penelope tried to explain but

bucket of water to boil on the stove. "I don't normally approve of frozen food," Gunter scolded me, "but since it is Mark, I will make an exception." We had some difficulty lifting

Grannie Nan's Vegan Foods commercial. My only concern was, I was cheating and didn't want to get caught. I was overwhelmed by the fame and fortune. So much so that I didn't care

your brash confidence. It's all a façade--cowardly and meaningless." Just then the Narrator began to cough.. Just a tickle of the throat, he assumed. Right. A tickle hmmm.

". Just then the president of the United States rammed down the door and started pouring the Mrs. Butterworth's Enlarging Syrup all over his hands, which grew to a normal size