Daggett & Norbert, infamous in our area, creeped away through the winding dirt trails towards the river. "I wish I had my guns on me"

The mother smiled, wiping the blood off her cheek. She bended down, facing the child who had only known the color of blood and the smell of corpses. "You, of course," she laughed.

In his angst, Twinkletoes willed his little toe to dim for a sec & then relight. His armed escort was now unable to move, & cried: "Knave! You ARE a wizard!" "And a FREE one!" said

and large sharp claws, that can slice through thick skin like a hot knife through velveeta! I am not that cowardly cousing of mine from OZ. Nope, nope, nope

-odgrass was mortified that the nurses would leave him with the mess. "Not so fast," said Dr. Snodgrass as he grabbed a nurse by the scruff of the neck, "you clean this up."

for the show to begin these Laotian ladies of the night ready to please, however this "establishment" had a surprise fetish for us they would involve a rather unique blend of both

too. In fact, with the horniness of everyone in the Target store peaking, it became a scary place to shop. Patrons picketted out front for the right to shop without being molested

in our bear traps. Usually we didn't get the chance to ask, since the feral girls had long since chewed their Prada sandals off and escaped back into the swamps. But Breana hadn't

The little cubs huddled in a muddle as they heard the banging thing come closer. "I'm scared," said Nuzzles. "I'm hungry," said Cuddles. So they decided to trick the banging thing

They call that type of first step a doozy. This was my first lesson. I plummeted to the polluted planet below me. I lost my shit. (Not really, it was returned to me later.) Then,

bicarbonate pills she was given daily were more of a distraction than any real assistance. (Plus, it accounted for the frothing). No one gave her a glass to dissolve them in, thoug

would be plentiful for the annual Fiddle Fest this coming Saturday. Pa smiled and rosined up his bow and even momma and aunty sister stopped chasing the cat to do a clog dance.

onto the remains of the moose. "So sorry," I said, wiping the back of my hand across my mouth. "It's just that it smells rancid." The lunch lady lifted a bushy eyebrow,

Mummy was already unraveling & my four poster looked like a TP party. I like my trysts rubineque, but this twiggy queen had ribs obscene. I like a patella as much as the next fella

the underworld. He knew that if he could make it back to the surface, he would be one step closer to making it to Bower's castle so that he could save his beloved Peach and

Daddy-O The Big F comin' at ya live on the line...what can I do ya for? Eternal love? 'Twoo Wuv' (He chortles at his own joke) Or just Wham Bam Thank Ya Ma'am?" He was beside himse

Kicked Romulus & Remus to the curb, went around the corner & collected her friend Bessie, the she goat who weened R. Kelly off of borscht. Together, wolf & goat, are up to the task

Wife #5 just rolled her eyes & said "You're credit limit is pegged on the platinum card. I bought a Lamborghini." Dr. Drinkingstein's clone said "Are we done playing Doctor, Dr.?"

The gentle, yet pungent aroma of the rosemary overcame them, the lovers of white sheets, almost as if by magic. They doffed their sheets, unfettered now, into the dark clouds.

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum. First, the Golden Fold is as delicate as a bubble. Which meant I had to walk oddly to keep the Golden Fold from popping in my toga.