paisley suspenders & danced with a hoe in the hayloft like nobody's business.My Amish crush wore his suspenders inside out & with his bowl haircut his face look the same upsidedown

the Flying Nun Superhero. She'd float in,her cape all a flutter, & lasso the crooks in her Rosary. When she teamed with with Ninja Pope, they were the unstoppable Genuflecting Duo

-in Timberlake stepped up to help me. Unbeknownst to us, Justin was a droid, too. "He says he has a bomb that will incinerate all biological life. Sucks to be you!" said Justin as

said aloud. A run-of-the-mill tabby cat came sauntering out from the shadows of the trees, its amber eyes fixed on hers. "Yes, I'm a talking cat," it mewed. "Are you stupid?"

This thievery might have been for just cause she considered especially when such a controversial subject as "usury" is often a conspiratorial subject. This conundrum was met with

seems that more and more people are dying randomly. I have no clue how they happen really, I mean I did just whack this one on the head, but still, more than usual are dying

of superior intelligence, I opened wide my arms and meowed "Mama!" to the cat. She immediately took me to her breast, and I had to be careful that my rodent teeth did not give me

33,024 scans of their love making emailed to 523 employees, management and the Board sent their servers into heatsink whiplash bobsyouruncle nudge nudge wink wink throwdown. DEFCON

light that surpasses all misunderstanding in the rain in Spain Maine lion's mane inane in any orifice. Help yourself. Go on! Help yourself. Those flames are only in your mind. They

him. The sun din't believe him when he said he couldn't find the right romantic line. I saw him all the time and I didn't know the way he felt. Discard him, he means you harm! Let

Did it seem too..out there? maybe a exaggeration? No no, this was perfect. This would bring attention to April, negative attention, that is.

For my next trick I'm going to turn this loaf of bread into the leap home! He grasped my hand and through time and space we accelerated. We landed in a desolate, purple landscape.

The Supreme Pisser was actually quite large, his muscles luscious. But his "pisser" -if I may- was the size of a Cornichon. He peed into the golden urinal, but all the women left.

Nodding, I turned back to my desk. I wondered if she feel it necessary to tighten anything else, being the person with the loosest morals in the building. But who am I to judge?

was unimaginably hot. My flesh felt as if it would bubble off any moment. As the portal closed I looked back and glimpsed the ice cubes in her lemonade. Inside, Hades now felt

a total hoax, and sued us for each day they missed tanning. The judge decided, in our favor, that they were not paid for tanning days, just for being tan, which they could easily

But Susan Spoiler McNaysayer told Susan Walker-Runner that the sperm bank was not for rounding up future meals for cannibals. Infuriated, Susan Walker-Runner torched the clinic,

-bt, as so often is the case with Communism and ponies. So Minty, the little green pony toppled that statue of Lenin, which by this time had turned green, as well. The ponies were

, a much cleaner alleyway than he had seen in the old town, an alleyway in which even Mary Tyler Moore would be proud to toss her tam-o-shanter. Here, even the rats washed their

stifle him with her traditional dolphin ways, and he bit a chunk out of her dorsal fin. That tore it. She knew she had to leave Dan that very night. While he slept, she swan out