said. I will even put up with Chucks stupid dog, Snoopy & his parakeet friend. Then Marcie was dying. Patty saw herself & Chuck & their children & grandchildren. Marcie's daughter,

general contractors were almost on par for a headache. Tiny Terry saw how women had this awesome power & why the patriarchy was hell bent on pushing this shit through. His children

ing with this?" He could, but he wasn't sure how serious she was being right now. "This is the first time we've swung this way. For me anyway, wife remembers key parties. Is your w

child again, and as equally clueless as to whom the father was, as ever. But I had an inkling that it must have been an artists, since we all had sketchbooks full of intricate

Head in Assery Achievement Award, the most minor award this nation can bestow on people without money or influence. Its winners often find themselves raised to the highest offices.

-koo cucumber? Vegepeople like you give me gas. You're seedy. And thin-skinned! Why, I ought to slice you into wedges, except I do like the way you dip. You're in a pickle, my

watched the drama that unfolded inside his eyelids. Geometric shapes danced to strange echoes of music, then parted to reveal a stark stage filled with ceramic weeping clowns.

they put the roast beef in them. They ate all the roast beef the Arbys in Cucacamonga had on hand. The moles became bloated with the meat, lethargic. Unable to bust the drug ring.

remove the lines painted in the center of the road. God went silent the moment the cops showed up to investigate the nude woman who was trying to lick out the pavement markings.

ways..." "7," Kevin's voice came up through the vent. "You didn't do anything," Velma yelled back at him. "I stayed quiet." He had her. "Ok. 7. Less than $3 each. Not smelling it.

a secret grudge against her, fearing her further wet wrath. One does not openly rage against a godess. Jaime huddled miserably in her houseboat as it rocked upon Durga's tears, and

Peter stared down at all those bullets that his buttcheek had collapsed, lying like quarters spent all over the pavement. His arse was sore, but at least Gramps was still alive.

feinted to the darkside but Adam West Batman danced the Batdance and I felt like Alice's Vic Tayback in a Quinn Martin Production. I reached for my Remington Steele but he was out.

another star brand on the arm. Jimmy was a smart boy, so the teacher was running out of unbranded skin on this arm. She thought about what Jimmy had said about Abraham Lincoln as s

fix my fucking desktop, but the recovery drive didn't work. I could tell the computer to boot to it, but then it'd just stay blank. "Maybe I can just cut myself," I thought aloud.

-d through the classroom wall, killing the Civics teacher. A soldier opened the hatch and exclaimed, "I was unclear as to my role in society!", which pardoned him from the murder

put that one down as another 2 souls lost to the Godkiller, mistletoe. Nurse Babs left behind two rookie nurses who fainted when taking pinprick samples. Notch up 3 more for their

This cleared the room quickly, and with the GPS app working, we were able to navigate our way to the door and onto the cargo plane. Holding a can of beans to the pilot's head, we

the Virtuous Zone. He knew what he needed to do. He worked his way up in the VZ's political system, before he announced his campaign for presidency - secretly in malign intent...

-s lips and began making a motor sound. Pappy got up and chugged around the yard and Sister Girl done 'bout wet her pants a-laughing. Mama said that was enough, there was work to