"It was the guy over there" Said the ghost that appeared out of thin air, pointing directly to a small bush near the staircase. Everybody went toward that bush and

I had thought. Just as I lifted my helmet to cover my face, a roaring brush of more dust imploded over the nearby area. From what I could tell, squinting my eyes, an odd-looking

given a full jury trial. The elephant was represented by Mr Gator, a famous attorney from Georgia. "Ladees and, uh, gentlemen of the jurr-ay," Mr Gator began, "this here pachyderm

just as Lord Bouldermort is crushed by the hugantic space sphere, then re-appears several tears later on the edge of the crater it had created. Hermoine gazes over the still smokin

This was all beyond Fred Flintstone's understanding, "Besides," his recently out from the caves mind might have thought. "My turtle lawn mower isn't mechanical. It complains lots.

"Will I at least get the full month of sex? Do toads do that too? So I'm not a toad princess? Fucroaaaak. OMG, I'm croaking!" Mr. Toad looked at his new wife, formerly a human, and

Was at home to the steady whip of life and eternity. She decided, if this was all the infinite had to offer, then it needed a ruler like her. Attila the Nun marched towards a flock

like a naughty child. Luckily, I realized spiders hate high-pitched noises, so I thought about the most blood-curdling screams imaginable and the telepathic spider's head exploded.

and the three dozen other voices in my head all went back to my place and slapped the chicken on the grill, but one of the voices suggested I should kill and pluck it first. Hmm...

"No", she said. "Feed me!" and she ate Todd's head & shoulders. No toddler was going to eat their way through her & then demand she feed him. She couldn't imagine Todd as a teen.

The caller breathed their last breath. The house grew blue blobs, the children and the neighbouring folk grew blue splotches. The FBBI all succumbed to the terrifying blue epidemic

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But Nana was different from most hurricanes. Her weapon was sheer water volume. She reminded me of my human Nana, who used to try to drown me in the bathtub as she washed my hair.

snorted and slammed the door in her face. "That's not someone I'm going to let into this house, Ha! Quality, my ass." So Mawma just continued

Some old guy with a cane, tricked out with glowtatts and artfields approached. Didn't know if he really wanted to help me or just take advantage, so I stuck him with my bee-fingers

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-inator and get lost!" Brenda snapped and left in a huff. Doofenshmirtz was left dumbfounded. How could she not see the honesty and purity inside him? He decided

Unfortunately, this body-switching meant that the Shaman was now in control of MY body. "Oh, bugger me, that's weird," I heard my own voice say. "Hey, I'm young again! Wowee!" I sh

Down and, at the door, croaked "You'll catch me if you put your heads together!" The police shrieked in horror as their heads fused with each other, heated up to boiling point and

did anything more than form grass stains on your Fruit of the Looms? New Cheese Milk rips through your bowels like a tempest in a teapot, resulting in a long, quiet, stinky poot