made a disturbing humming sound which, to his shock, the androgynous individual mimicked. A fatal mistake. The Gaze was now upon two-lips, and Tiny Tim could only watch in horror

other 2 penguins, who were less fierce than the fiercest penguin, shook their heads. “He can’t even bed the damn wooden penguin, but we have to coddle his ass?” the clever penguin

and dosed the flames with the fuel. Those with the pumped up kicks danced while singing the Animaniacs countries song.

thong in the shape of a V! I should be blessed, I would have guessed, Krishna would no longer call me a pest. Swiveling my hips, pouting my lips, Krishna would soon take me into

And he said "Well, shucky darn!" And it got infected and he died. So much for that bulking up he just did. Oh well. So up in heaven, St. Peter said to him,

Mrs. Beadangus continued to glare. " I don't care how old he is, you need to get the boy help!" Mrs Beadangus was clearly in another one of her moods. Just the other day she had

for Paris what pig wrestling was for Hazzard County. These flame dancers even had their own Duke boys. They were both real dukes. Duke Luke and Duke Beau had met in Ibiza snorkling

lubricated the doohickey. He plugged the thingamajigger up the how's-your-father and squeezed so the whatchamacallits flexed outward. He needed this after the week he'd had.

that when it was two inches on a map, then it was two minutes away in person. I truly doubted that, but I would never say it 'cause I knew that if if I chose to, I would aboslutely

"Yes Dear?" Sue asked. "You're hugging him again! Let the poor fellow go, he's clearly uncomfortable. How are we going to make enough money to buy back the rest of him?"

rigged them so entering a PIN administered pre-measured doses of Ex-Lax to the monkeys, causing a commensurate number of bills to spray from their butts. These Simian ATMs revoluti

stayed there forever, part of his mind did, anyway, and made brothy love to Souperwoman in their little cauldron in the sky. When Andy was at work in this world, in the other world

But when he entered the oval office, he was shocked to find only a giant orange muppet slumping lifelessly at the desk. A buzzing was coming from it's hollow head. A bee had become

When the feds came that morning, she stood as like a stump amongst logs. The feds having to step over the dead bodies to get to her. She had the answers to their question of why.

The man looked at me like he was just now noticing me. He looked around the room as if to get his bearings. "What is the latest Rocky movie? What is the year?" I backed away.

's dead corpse that Joel had laid on the bed. "So much for cosplay, Stalin." I said to Joel in his disguise. I, too was wearing a Barney Custom to set the mood. The pineapple in

in our ears were talking Donkeys, named, "Donkey!" Shrek grabbed Apollo, right out of the YouTube Videos, and

"Thanks" the taxi driver said "I mean it's yellow, like every other cab in New York" he continued, clearly unsettled by my flirtations. Time to take a more direct approach. I

The crowd gasped. No one ever questioned the Genie, the supreme know-it-all. The Genie grew to massive size and pointed his finger at the questioner. “Dog! Prepare to receive your

appeared upon the henge, sputtering and unruly, and swarthy clouds obscured the sun. If she didn't change the valves in time, the feed to the microbial Crepuscule Tabernacles would