long enough for all the blood rush to his penis. Blood he had needed to keep the brain alive. The erection died with the rest of him and Shawna blamed herself and her breasts. Doct

a Tiki torch about to be lit...and here comes the flame. (YOWZA!) In walked Beatrice, her luscious rolls of cellulite rippled with each step. GAWD, she was somethin' to hold on to!

really ran afoul of his mood was how all the jai alai groupies raised their noses at him. Detective Manatee stormed off to the showers followed by the mothers of the slain fish.

abbatial abattoir where his flesh was freed of all sin in lye afterwards. His sudden disappearance along with his judgment money made Cas the prime suspect. Casual hugs wasn't enou

people would just work together already.

set for him, but I still needed him and his mice to leave if I was going to sell my house for good money. But when I requested he leave, the Grand Duke mouse jumped at my face and

-re her for my death. I was ready to die, even willing, as long as I could be sure that our love would remain alive. I could be immortal in her heart. Whatever I could take with me

didn't give me any clue either, it had already been sepulchral when she was alive.Assuming, again, that she was dead. I finally managed to free a hand and brake free of the fear. I

-cially viable vampire. That would help pay for the mortgage on my grandpa Dracula's castle, from which I badly needed to draw from its Home Equity Line of Credit for major repairs

Thankfully, that togetherness came before some day when a Grizzly mistook him for a piece of native jerky. From then on, Sitting Bull was remembered as Delicious Bull,

a tip. Franz the Giant can't keep track of the difference between a tip & a trick at Halloween. Red found herself wishing that the Big Bad Wolf was around to deliver this pizzababy

eat that on a clean conscience, and deprive the Madagascan lemurs of a meal?" I chortled, like the selfish pig I am. Sustainable eating was for chumps. I was a callous vegetarian.

therefore stopping this rhyming business right here and now!" And with a snort, it turned on its hooves and loped into the breeding field. I wasn't about to argue with the steer,

She tried to grab it out of her mouth, but the spider kept crawling, down her esophagus and into her stomach, the jalapeno oil on its legs burning the poor lady's entire throat!

like a unicorn's sweet sweet sweat?" Mac sniffed the air. He didn't smell anything remotely smelling like a unicorn's sweet sweet sweat. "I'll take your word for it." The blind man

Below that, an even smaller sig read: "Disregard all previous signs". The crone behind the counter cackled. The sound was like seventeen ice-laden pine trees falling in the woods.

and the seven sister starts of the Pleiades put on go-go boots and shimmied in formation. Saturn shook its rings and Orion stood on one foot and played flute like Ian Anderson.

or SMORGENDORFUS. People loved walking through the aisles of IKEA and chuckling at the absurd names I invented. Apparently that outweighed the fact that my designs were haunted.

the drapes. "Err, no thanks, I've decided to go vegan," I stammered as I backed away from the mannequin family and toward the door. "Don't go," said the Dad figure, as a plaster

While u bribe your way to the top of the mountain by sticking your fangs into the human fountain I’ll Smile and grin at the rednecks on the ground Pick up my hammer & sickle