framed the Hamburgler for the dirty deed done dirt cheap. Well, not cheap, it did cost Ronald 720 hamburgers but that’s a small price to pay when you can eliminate your biggest

psychedelic explosions meant to illustrate the creation of the universe. Nic could see through his night goggles that the planetarium audience was completely distracted, so he

of their Olympic free skating performance, they shed their extraneous appendages and let them skitter across the ice as the crowd went wild. But the judges disapproved of their

the liar she thought he was- but no feeble words could convince her. He began to grip tightly to the doorframe, as if in danger of being forced out by a supernatural force.

it's puppertry continued, this divine being continuing to imitate a human, a person, movements one could see as gentle and questioning. i stood firm, distrustful of this presence

seeing how things were going with Andy Devine and Froggy, stopping momentarily to smile at Beany & Cecil and Soupy Sales, along the way, before fluttering back to Captain Kangaroo

the invisible creeps implored Zeke. All the time laying their invisible unfelt hands upon his ectoplasm. Dragging him into the unseen world. Zeke did welcome having invisible tits.

I didn’t know elves could do that. Now I’ll have to be wary at corners in case of horny elves. Spent, the elf hiked up her petticoats and went on her elf way. Her ears would make

However, having been grievously injured the last time he tried to climb a beanstalk, Jack sued the bean-seller, demanding he make the stalks wheelchair-accessible. "How am I going

“It’s not my boots”, his girlfriend lied, “it’s my rubber underpants squeaking, because of my incontinence”. Stunned, and grimacing, he leaned in close & sniffed her for urine.

He had to hurry. He biked across the intersection even though the light was red. He stopped at the ATM and fumbled for his body card. Then he exploded, cash expelling everywhere,

During a night of drunkenness and disorder, the Blue Fairy ingested the Violet Fairy, whole and alive. Above her high-pitched shriek, the now Ultraviolet Fairy was heard saying, “

So lemme get this straight: You're handing me some bait and telling me to wait for your mate to state his weight in the... I got nothin'.

The crowd was shocked. They look toward the Disco Clown and realized that he float to the air.

I had no idea what any of these terms meant, so I contented myself with listening to Howard's mesmerizing whatever-the-heck-he-was-doing-on-YouTube. It was quite soothing. But one

the oversized fungal masses to ride bikes. They don't even have to learn how to bike without training wheels. It's just tricycles. And if the sun rises a degree to the left tomorro

god like himself. He thought ahead to the day when he could tell his enemies off with just one swish of his hair. That would be the day that his life truly began.

Now, of course, the ego-men did not want to be animals; they did not want to face themselves. They forced a human being to live in the jungle. It was an endless torment for them.

of intelligent agriculture will pull at their heartstrings. Imagine having a conversation with your corn before eating it! How romantic. I'm willing to invest two billion into

he was blind and I was stuck in the ample folds of space and time. But Dave always acted like that when he knew he was wrong. I waited as he stumbled into the wall. You done?