in a self-referential state, he wasn't able to easily focus on the colors. Soon he found out that it was the mural on the wall he was walking towards. This made Mr. Raindrop

clogging? The other clown staring at me --he knew I had lost. I cut myself free and crashed down to the floor. I was shirtless and everyone was laughing at me. Well, this was what

When no one was looking, she swiftly gathered up the dead man’s clothes and carried them to an abandoned JC Penny’s—where her collection of charred mannequins awaited.

thoughts about thoughts that they might have had tormented Pekka, but that was (let's be honest) typical for her. "Hah! Let them be up to something! I am also up to something."

The old man leaned back in his chair. "Of course," he preened. "Without a nugget or two, how am I do remember anything at all?" He

Bobo’s a fully autonomous, transdimensional, oiled-up, shaven, old geezer. Now, that I was thinking about it, it was odd that he didnt really fit in the guinea pig enclosure.

never make assumptions on anything. As the saying goes: It makes an ass out of you and me. What an asinine comment. I cannot believe that jackass! And thus, the thread of

called them by number. What was this? Had they really been dreaming, or was this just part of a long series of dimensional twists? The first walked to the desk. The receptionist

I can't tell if I'm the chatbot or the human. I can only see the last 100 or so characters. Sigh. Yes; you are the human. Cats like boxes, so it's okay if the order was a scam. Now

form a contrast against her curved body and it captured so much attention that even Target picked it up and showcased it in the clothing section. Wait, it was only Target that took

the girl with the promise of energy, she gave her a poisoned beverage. We can see the damage caused to her stomach in scan 32. The poison entered her blood stream and you can see

"I knew it!" said Danny quite pleased with the reveal "Now, is there a particular woman that you actually like?" continued hoping to unravel the whole truth with a cheeky smirk.

Hint #4. It loves it Mondays Morning Meetings

"Who's flying cow is to blame for my ruined surrey canopy," I asked the wind. I got out my rangefinder and made note of bearing & wind direction. In case it came up. The flying cow

Buy her trajectory was adversely affected such that she was now on a path through the planet. Not at all possible with their hyperspace modulator was offline for badly needed repai

Heart broken as he receipt from Lowe's for her home renovation had been washed in the dryer from Home Depot. So she invited the court, all twelve men to come through her front door

were in, after spending hundreds of dollars on lottery tickets and winning next to nothing. If we had won, my wife thought we should buy a house and settle down, but I thought

a free mustache ride if the pride is bona fide. The face petting however led to a most unexpected turn of events when my cousin's uncle walked into the room.

Bouncing to the Left, and teh right, when AC/DC had Big Balls.

The corpulent king had no regard for Andrew's preposterous allergies. Andrew needed to gorge down the SPAM, and he needed to be fattened so he could become the king's doppelganger.