snorted and slammed the door in her face. "That's not someone I'm going to let into this house, Ha! Quality, my ass." So Mawma just continued

Some old guy with a cane, tricked out with glowtatts and artfields approached. Didn't know if he really wanted to help me or just take advantage, so I stuck him with my bee-fingers

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-inator and get lost!" Brenda snapped and left in a huff. Doofenshmirtz was left dumbfounded. How could she not see the honesty and purity inside him? He decided

Unfortunately, this body-switching meant that the Shaman was now in control of MY body. "Oh, bugger me, that's weird," I heard my own voice say. "Hey, I'm young again! Wowee!" I sh

Down and, at the door, croaked "You'll catch me if you put your heads together!" The police shrieked in horror as their heads fused with each other, heated up to boiling point and

did anything more than form grass stains on your Fruit of the Looms? New Cheese Milk rips through your bowels like a tempest in a teapot, resulting in a long, quiet, stinky poot

for the beachcombers but a source of added nutrients for the denizens of the quick sand they suddenly found themselves in. The resulting quick sand ecology is a cosmopolitan oasis.

"You know what they say about angry unicorns, don't you?" "No, can't say that I've ever heard anything about an angry unicorn." "Wanna know why?" "Sure." "Because nobody survives."

Sadly looking down at her feet, she scuffed her feet and resigned herself to her fate. Tears still staining her face she looked up resolute. “Fine. I will take care of myself.”

moonlight across the garden. She was impressed. She had her doubts about the drug addict that had sold her these magic moon beans for a dollar, but they turned out to be beautiful.

By the time he came to his senses his nuts were swelling out of his chaps. She was gone with the kids. His swollen nuts had gone viral. He was fighting off offers from Tosh & Ellen

His mother's head whipped around to give her a wobbly look. Brandy, didn't think the wobbly part was intentional. "Who ARrr you tshalking 2 and who you lush calling, arghh!" Last

"Yes," Professor Plum deflated to admit. Then he harumphed, getting back into his role as Col. Mustard. "Scarlet, you caused a mess with this, this, mess. I intend to have you in

weather friend only. Well, if Col. Danders needed fowl weather to be helpful then fowl weather he shall have. "Mitch, you used to date an Amazonian butterfly didn't you?" The plan

the frustration and redemption started to blur my eyes. but i knew it was not the right time to retaliate. i needed to play a fool for at least another fortnight.

But what was a sentient mansion with a cellar full of tea to do? He offered some to them, and as he expected, the cops weren't pleased. But he didn't expect them to pull their guns

... well, you can imagine. The more the gum mountain increased, the more her bank balance reduced. It was a sticky slope and she was stuck in the middle of it. Chewing it over, she

The Magician WOULD speak if his stupid friend stopped writing in ALL CAPS & in incomplete run-on sentences. Unless someone leaks who was rude to his Grandma, this feud ends now!

brain in a spot where they couldn't risk removing me, and so I became a part of you, setting up metal detectors at inopportune moments. You know that an entity of my caliber