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He then engaged the four grannies in a laborious flashback to his time panning for ice in the Martian boonies. Then he was hit by a golf cart going at 2 kph. WHY ARE YOU MEOWING
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and everything nice. But I the ingredient this dish really needed was revenge. I liked the blade of my knife.
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Store & yanked the cashier away from her Behind the Scenes TIKTOK session; he bent over, showing her, & her TIKTOK audience, his torn pants & his full moon in all its hairy glory.
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the Royal Canadian Mounties arrested me for being drunk and disorderly; when, in fact, I had forced a Siamese cat on Burton Cummings, at gun point. The ASPCA Officers cuffed me and
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John Henry stood in the corner coughing up bloody phlegm. “That Doc is spreading Covid”, the criminal cried. DHM and I stopped laughing. Bat Masterson walked in, asking, “Covid?
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costume, his statement clearly at odds with his attempts to get out of his own. By now he had a nuanced appreciation for every other schmuck who'd vomited in the Skylark's head.
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on their heads and showing off for Mrs. Lem, who looked away, unimpressed. "Why don't you gentlemen, police and Charlie Sheens all go jump off a cliff," she suggested. With that
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My friends insisted that having a neck caved in by necrosis worked for me. It brought out my bone structure, they said. My mom complained that I was costing her enough in concealer
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chicken-like being hardly seemed dazed. Not much. He weebled & wobbled a bit but it seemed to find it pleasurable. It made a pink furry purrr. We all heard it in our minds, not our
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a giant flaming basketball crashed through the roof of the TV station live on air. I suppose you could say the anchors got "dunked on". Oooo, buuuuurrnn!!! It's kinda sad, though,
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But Ralph S. Mouse was so tiny that no-one really noticed the spray of bullets. Lefty the Wart heard Ralph's faint expletives and swatted at what he assumed was a flea on his ankle
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sleigh and the police car that we hooked when we rose up into the air as the lead reindeer dog, Randolph, a Bright Red Setter-Labrador mix, beamed through the night that we were co
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Vomit was my companion tonight. The acid in my throat kept me awake. A cobra on my right arm would have been rad. All in black and white. But now that she was pregnant.
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Irma dismissing my marriage proposal said," we need to remove this man's foot!" She ran to the closest shed and brought back a hacksaw. Without anesthesia, my father screamed.
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have one thing lead to another without risking rejection. Jakob sighed and pressed the SUBMIT key. Maybe there's another brown dwarf
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om using Frontline, which was about as useless as the proverbial screen door on a submarine. Bill's fleas were proliferating over his face and abdomen. Sara had to take the fight
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his unwritten folding stories spilled out intent on finding a new writer so that they'd see the dark of night. Which is how we ended up in these dungeons under the profaned church.
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Criminy felt threatened by all the accusations that it was the cause of our ruin. "It wasn't for my sake, no matter that they say different. It was always about their sake", Crimin
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slowly congealed into a fibrous coat on the Panama Hat that Al had left on the table on the Promenade Deck his body was hacked up & used as chum for the sharks in the boat's wake.
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swamp life. The swampfolk suddenly find themselves under attack. President Shrek said so. The was drastic hyperbole or demagoguery, most likely. Can't we go back to a golden time?