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And that was why Gerald decided to become an ice guy instead. But a leopard can't change its stripes, and he ended up just fighting criminals instead of being evil. Evil sucked.
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general contractors were almost on par for a headache. Tiny Terry saw how women had this awesome power & why the patriarchy was hell bent on pushing this shit through. His children
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And sensing my anxiety, the heroine came straight for me. "Please, good sir, won't you join me on stage?" I couldn't say no, so I nervously followed her, my tidy whities
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said. I will even put up with Chucks stupid dog, Snoopy & his parakeet friend. Then Marcie was dying. Patty saw herself & Chuck & their children & grandchildren. Marcie's daughter,
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Dooley and his word was "unspellable". "Could you use it in a sentence please," Dooley asked. "Yes. The name of God was unspellable."" "That's what you think," thought Chaz. Dooley
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"Shut up and get in the pie!" the robin screamed to the worms. "Margaret, Margaret!" cried the bluejay. "Ooohhhhhhhhhhhh!" The robin grabbed the rolling pin like it was a cudgel.
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been asleep for some time. I was also experiencing another loss of urine, so I called up my doctor about it and asked if it was safe to deposit it into the toilet bowl.
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ing with this?" He could, but he wasn't sure how serious she was being right now. "This is the first time we've swung this way. For me anyway, wife remembers key parties. Is your w
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Head in Assery Achievement Award, the most minor award this nation can bestow on people without money or influence. Its winners often find themselves raised to the highest offices.
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I continued flirting during the course of the date, but Death was rather more dense than I was expected. I tried to do makeshift pole dance on his scythe but he didn't seem
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along about this “God and Ark thing.” Noah refused to admit he had a drinking problem even when told he was seeing double and had really only gathered one of each animal. Mrs. Noah
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a phat spliff, and on every puff of his self-entitlement, Director Czar thought up another dirty slur for his departed audience. The audience moved onto a midnight screening of
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thong in the shape of a V! I should be blessed, I would have guessed, Krishna would no longer call me a pest. Swiveling my hips, pouting my lips, Krishna would soon take me into
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other 2 penguins, who were less fierce than the fiercest penguin, shook their heads. “He can’t even bed the damn wooden penguin, but we have to coddle his ass?” the clever penguin
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Mrs. Beadangus continued to glare. " I don't care how old he is, you need to get the boy help!" Mrs Beadangus was clearly in another one of her moods. Just the other day she had
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stayed there forever, part of his mind did, anyway, and made brothy love to Souperwoman in their little cauldron in the sky. When Andy was at work in this world, in the other world
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rupture in spacetime that I could investigate? Which dimension would it send me to? The evil grocer would of course want me to stay, but if I were to just reach into that void,
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lubricated the doohickey. He plugged the thingamajigger up the how's-your-father and squeezed so the whatchamacallits flexed outward. He needed this after the week he'd had.
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Then the vegetarian PCP fiend made a gorgeous salad for all his PCP fiend friends in the alley. It had been a very unhealthy day for the nudist lettuce, but a very healthy day for
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that when it was two inches on a map, then it was two minutes away in person. I truly doubted that, but I would never say it 'cause I knew that if if I chose to, I would aboslutely