for the beachcombers but a source of added nutrients for the denizens of the quick sand they suddenly found themselves in. The resulting quick sand ecology is a cosmopolitan oasis.

did anything more than form grass stains on your Fruit of the Looms? New Cheese Milk rips through your bowels like a tempest in a teapot, resulting in a long, quiet, stinky poot

Down and, at the door, croaked "You'll catch me if you put your heads together!" The police shrieked in horror as their heads fused with each other, heated up to boiling point and

Unfortunately, this body-switching meant that the Shaman was now in control of MY body. "Oh, bugger me, that's weird," I heard my own voice say. "Hey, I'm young again! Wowee!" I sh

like a naughty child. Luckily, I realized spiders hate high-pitched noises, so I thought about the most blood-curdling screams imaginable and the telepathic spider's head exploded.

and the three dozen other voices in my head all went back to my place and slapped the chicken on the grill, but one of the voices suggested I should kill and pluck it first. Hmm...

"No", she said. "Feed me!" and she ate Todd's head & shoulders. No toddler was going to eat their way through her & then demand she feed him. She couldn't imagine Todd as a teen.

"Yes," Professor Plum deflated to admit. Then he harumphed, getting back into his role as Col. Mustard. "Scarlet, you caused a mess with this, this, mess. I intend to have you in

This was all beyond Fred Flintstone's understanding, "Besides," his recently out from the caves mind might have thought. "My turtle lawn mower isn't mechanical. It complains lots.

"It was the guy over there" Said the ghost that appeared out of thin air, pointing directly to a small bush near the staircase. Everybody went toward that bush and

The caller breathed their last breath. The house grew blue blobs, the children and the neighbouring folk grew blue splotches. The FBBI all succumbed to the terrifying blue epidemic

-inator and get lost!" Brenda snapped and left in a huff. Doofenshmirtz was left dumbfounded. How could she not see the honesty and purity inside him? He decided

just as Lord Bouldermort is crushed by the hugantic space sphere, then re-appears several tears later on the edge of the crater it had created. Hermoine gazes over the still smokin

His mother's head whipped around to give her a wobbly look. Brandy, didn't think the wobbly part was intentional. "Who ARrr you tshalking 2 and who you lush calling, arghh!" Last

towing a camel with 7 baskets of golden toe rings.After I crossed the Sahara, Sherlock Hemlock said he wanted my Schwinn bike instead of the toe rings or I couldn't marry Muscaria

But Nana was different from most hurricanes. Her weapon was sheer water volume. She reminded me of my human Nana, who used to try to drown me in the bathtub as she washed my hair.

By the time he came to his senses his nuts were swelling out of his chaps. She was gone with the kids. His swollen nuts had gone viral. He was fighting off offers from Tosh & Ellen

but I already had some cookies in the oven, for the Sea Monkey King had charmed me with his poems. But I was all in favor of baking a cake with the vampire OB-GYN next time my oven

from the heavens like the spirit wind, the kamikaze, pelting him into compliance, prying his hands away from each other and away from my hind parts. How about a cesarean section?

weather friend only. Well, if Col. Danders needed fowl weather to be helpful then fowl weather he shall have. "Mitch, you used to date an Amazonian butterfly didn't you?" The plan