the tautology is seems. Spirit, like matter, has extension which manifests in this case as Will. In fact this is the same Will that moved our bodies while still corporeal. Crowley

". Just then the president of the United States rammed down the door and started pouring the Mrs. Butterworth's Enlarging Syrup all over his hands, which grew to a normal size

Queen to E5. The baboon only got angry and threw feces at me. Much like the game of Monopoly I would play with my family. But this was a gentles game. I threw the chess board at

arose among the Potato People, who felt that the Crustacean Americans were getting too much sympathy. they proposed a show: "Can You Roll off the Table Better than a Fifth Grader"

grabbed Nour's Kalashnikof. Nour kept it scrupulously clean.He was the OCD member of their troop.Ali opened the magazine. "Hmm. Sharif.Looks like you've improved your... Wait a min

system set up that records every site you visit, every purchase you make, and takes a copy of every message you send. They said it was for our safety.

But lately the cats living in the basement have noticed there are not as many bugs as there used to be in the basement. They suspect a new predator has moved into the basement with

your brash confidence. It's all a façade--cowardly and meaningless." Just then the Narrator began to cough.. Just a tickle of the throat, he assumed. Right. A tickle hmmm.

of our Bacchanal or the woods would be full of fecundity beyond comprehension. Instant insemination, in all its forms, mating & blooming out of season. Now the howls made sense for

forms at the bank and deposited the money to my new account. When I then tried to buy airline tickets out of town I was told that the money had not yet cleared. I was in a bind!

"Who'd've thought sanitation engineer is so prestigious!" marveled Ed's wife. But upon arriving on Uranus & settling into their habitat, the mounds of poop everywhere made it clear

Within moments, a matron wearing a Viking helmet and metal corset appeared with his breakfast. She bellowed him a tune of triumph and set it before him and left in a flourish.

street party full of Walmart-appareled chin-maskers, she realized that nothing and nobody would ever be her friend, not the people of Earth, nor her artistic sensibilities, or even

only because it was better for him than the other way around. With Death in the house, he didn't want to take any chances the next person he touches was him. Death would know all

A jellybean soldier stumbled, and instantly the liquorice whip was upon his shoulders. "Get up, soldier!" General Lollipop screamed. "You are a disgrace to Candyland!" The soldier

Grannie Nan's Vegan Foods commercial. My only concern was, I was cheating and didn't want to get caught. I was overwhelmed by the fame and fortune. So much so that I didn't care

sharpened their poop-chute pokers in anticipation of Drumpf's arrival in Heck, but his bus arrived there without him. In his place was a duck with a wad of gum stuck to his head.

from his lips. "...and after that," Jeb continued," he goes into a subdued coughing fit that goes on and on. So where do I get the address of this parrot's previous owner?"

a heart shaped key and two nickles with letters engraved in them that matched the letters on the eyes of the rare robot. Since I could not open the panel right away I looked for lu

would notice that I had no rhythm. I had perfected the psuedorhythmic progression. But this floor tile that is stuck to my foot is dampening the effects of my random number generat