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Bobby had a timetable worked out for when he took over dominion of the dark side. Cthulhu & the other Old Ones had let the survivors turn the world against them while they slept.
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with vomit after triggering her gag reflex. Ms. Chodderstein caught one whiff of that spew and tossed her cookies directly into Professor Finkelstein's third martini.
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and it was a perilous state to be in, yet she found herself laughing, throwing her arms in the air. Fern stared at Julia, knowing what little care she had was lost to the winds.
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costume, his statement clearly at odds with his attempts to get out of his own. By now he had a nuanced appreciation for every other schmuck who'd vomited in the Skylark's head.
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about it? "Yes and he insists that they stopped producing that model in 1979 due to errant behavior. THey kept becoming sentient." "That doesn't help us at all." It's what I found
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swamp life. The swampfolk suddenly find themselves under attack. President Shrek said so. The was drastic hyperbole or demagoguery, most likely. Can't we go back to a golden time?
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Vomit was my companion tonight. The acid in my throat kept me awake. A cobra on my right arm would have been rad. All in black and white. But now that she was pregnant.
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remained in quiet deliberations with her double and triple chins. I noted her short soccer mom hairstyle & brushed back my hair from my shoulder to draw her attention to my Manager
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, pero aún así decidió llevar a cabo. Consiguió todos los materiales que necesitaría para llevar a cabo su objetivo, y entró en la habitación en la que ella dormía para preparar
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the flange motor 'til he outward belt twanged out. "Hah! Take that, ass-bag! I triumph over technology again!" So he thought, but the propeller chipped his peg leg somethin' fierce
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the scruffiest of eligible bachelors from the upper upper crust of society. She leveraged her odd visage for her own private island near Fernando Poo. All was going well until she
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It was true, he had eaten the cat's crap just that morning but he wasn't about to let Simon have the pleasure of rubbing his nose it. "Then I might have to eat you", Bert snarled.
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just as he had made plans with Sgt. Shultz. Old Shultzy was a transformed man for the states all due to Frenchy's baked goodies. Now She was all his and she didn't even realize it
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a biplane's propellers slowly, deliberately. I knew then that she was having some feelings about moving back to Heck. I hadn't considered the sexuality of planes before. Was that
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monkey fist that was now also stuck because it was holding his head in the money slot. I batted away at the monkey but he threw shit and I let him have the his head. "Be a sport
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e and into the baptismal font which, like the public pool, was full of urine. Then the best man got loose and ate all the little communion wafers (the Jeez-its), and the bride ate
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movie we watched at that foreign lady's house when she sheltered in place with her. All of the kids from the apartment complex did at some point. Those two needed to get a room.
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Irma dismissing my marriage proposal said," we need to remove this man's foot!" She ran to the closest shed and brought back a hacksaw. Without anesthesia, my father screamed.
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created meat rations, so Master Splinter was counting on his restaurant's clientele to think it was just jargon on menu entrees such as Grub au Jus. (It was actually grubs.) Or
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up the spaghetti dish and onto the table. Then Gunjak slipped over the table's edge. She slid down until only the top of her noodle body was holding on while she dangled there. She