one. Alas, the old pile of rusted bones and crooked beams sulked in my backyard, awaiting attention. After years of running low on fumes, the maroon misery depleted its last breath

I had thought. Just as I lifted my helmet to cover my face, a roaring brush of more dust imploded over the nearby area. From what I could tell, squinting my eyes, an odd-looking

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"but sir! i'm not mentally ill,, i beg you to trust me." the man face contorts in agony as he stares at the soulless office manager in the face. the manager laughs maniacally.

Don't worry, I will promise you won't you to jail like her but otherwise you shall live like a queen

tertiary male one. For whatever reason the crew thought I was the man for this job. I decided it didn't matter which Urgha they meant. I prepared to spit wherever they pointed. The

were now one even though I still kept me and she kept herself. What game are you playing? She asked in my head.Not the game you had in mind. I said from her head.

Laraby especially liked how every wall in the house was a different color. Colors that stood out from each other. Laraby used to root for the pastel beige to win. Win what? It did

room of cubicles as they wondered what question #2 would be and she only had 007 seconds to answer. The same somebody who had played the cheerful crowd no played a booing crowd.

contortions every morning. It was the recurring nightmare that was getting him all tied up through the night. On top of that Stretch Armstrong, wasn't getting any restful sleep.

fourteen different sneakers (not pairs singular ones), with this we can create the strongest spell known to man. The

knocked right into the oddly placed can of toxic waste, as it leaked into the ravine below little Jimmy started what we know as the mutant outbreak of

until one day he ran into the strongest foe ever, Mario. He looked... different, sad maybe even angry. Curly stared at him, until Mario finally broke the silence "Its-a me. Mario"

I mean, who would want to date the reindeer???? After ten minutes she had a gut feeling that she had to go check on Anna, as she ran down the stairs she tripped

I thought about to having to breathe manufactured air for the rest of my life. First on this starship and then at the lunar transit station. Then on whatever arkship I got on.

whispered in her ear, the more she sprayed Gabriel with everything she had at hand that came in a spray bottle. It was clear that Gabriel only believed in one-way communication, so

That was the barn in which I was born. My mother always prepared the best cans of Fancy Feast and served them to me in my stall. People asked if I was raised in a barn, and I said,

Then I forgot again, and soon I was wondering who I was. Where was I? Why was I wearing a strait jacket? Who are these strange people poking and prodding at my nose with

time to have my workstation cleaned up by the time Mustapha comes in to relieve me at shift change. Grinding up three bodies during my shift sure made me thirsty. I went home and

gger fell from my fingers. Dr. Lawrence, now terrorized at how close he came to being trussed up at the end of my blade, abruptly announced he would have to charge double for the