suspicion and distrust. what are your plans to bring people to trust you after such changes. you have always played it safe and now extending the research to this part of rhe world

that was the plan for monday, the other days, the knew not what to do. and so the started getting ready for the action. the first thing the decided to pack was an old ___________

it caused her to lose her retainer. The retainer her asshole mother was still paying on. The asshole of a mother was no asshat either. She spied the retainer's flight into the

but then so was premarital sex and we were not about to give that up. We were sneaky about our necromancy though. Always under a new moon with orgies after. The orgies were popular

Upset at not having won Prom Queen she had dropped acid and fell into Albert Camus's The Myth of Sisyphus.

a gateway to the stairway to Heaven leading directly to Dimensional Reality 1371,

... and indeed it was the incorrect dwelling, due to the Household being Vegan, so the cow's cheese was given away to the Church' Food Pantry.

It was the Wedding Ring. The Groom finally found it after searching the beach with a metal detector.

having sex with the motor of the motor vehicle

my boss needs all the seats, because I'm pissed off at my Mother.

, and her man treats her with respect, like a Royal Highness. Mick holds doors open for her... pulls her seat out, even pays or the meal, and knows exactly what to do when hugs ar

get up, and give up all of the F***ing seats on the Bus, for his Fat Butt to sit in. My Boss was such a greedy, selfish asshole, that I hit him so hard, teeth went flying.

Little did he know, Ali left some, "Free Presents," in the Fridge, which were Farts trapped forever in the seams of the fridge itself. Not only did it smell to High Heaven, but t

God came by at that second, and with the help of Saint Anthony, my Hamster was brought back.

However, the Nutrinos left nasty Nutrophils buried deep withing the Hydrovents of the Aphotic Zone, in so, Cloud 9 will have to wait, until

the voluminous silouette. So I followed the Puffy Pantalooneers around with my head hung in slight shame. I hoped no one would notice how I didn't fit in. My jeggings were embarras

daredevil of a man approached with a smirk on his face. "you think you know ABBA?" he challenged, "I toured with them hauling gear for 6 years and I have stories." The gnats looked

as much when they said, "we irritated that you didn't get it. You're not the right person for the position enjoy the rest of you petty life." Shampoo wasn't worth it. I picked up

Suddenly, I was rough handled and I found myself on the floor with a unicorn's hoof across my chest pinning me down to the floor. We were surrounded by the Unicorn King's Court. I

hand. The baby dragon growled and blew fire all over Luigi. He let out a high-pitched scream and jumped into the bathtub, creating a tsunami of water to cover everything in the....