next was "The Horrors of the Sewing Needle", but it seemed plain dull. I turned off the TV in exasperation and unlocked my phone. The breaking news, a kitten being fluffed up was

even more awkward when the old couple asked where the card catalog had been moved." The Librarian and her children and fans held a nice congress about the origins. So much had

She hadn't been inside herself she when she was 6 or 7 and would try to fall asleep when she really didn't want to. She would get infinitely small at the center of a Boundless Eter

Echo. November. Delta. Echo. Romeo. Studies. They all know that she is about to accuse them all of using white privilege blindly. Which is the point. Isn't it? But they don't care

The son smiled at the woman, "Yeah...Y-Yes I am" The woman started to cry as she hugged him tighter. "I missed you so much!" The woman cried and the boy chuckled

Everyone, including she, had thought it was the raiders who'd laid seige to their villages. His love for her was the only escape from the horrors he'd commited.

, recalling nights spend on the street with only cement as a pillow. The rats would skitter over all of the ones rejected by society, all the ones with no place to belong to. Jim

French border. Daisy Cow was fighting relentlessly. As Billybob tried to convince Spring the mad clown to give him his cheeseburger. "Why are we stealing the Monacan queen's cow?"

full of bloatware and useless apps. But don't let that stop you from running your smudgy little fingers all up and down my smooth, hard - screen. Ooo that tickles. Closer closer

unable to forgive us and just let us all move forward. Bob the skeleton is a drag! Martha, would you please just throw Bob out the window? He's annoying our guest. So Martha threw

All the lumberjacks pulled into Bob's Lumber-Drivethru and began to hoot and holler at the movie. About half cheered for Eddie Scissorhands; the other half for Sammy Chainsarms.

muy triste porque es el fin del fin de semana. Todos los domingos se siente deprimida y sale al parque a buscar amigos por que ella no tiene muchos. Aunque ss muy simpatica no

annoyed. Her pain mattered little to them. What did was that their legs were growing numb and their asses all ached as they sat, crammed in like sardines waiting for the poker game

navigator. I was going to end up lost forever, swallowed by the ocean in a paper coffin. The Bermuda Triangle would show me no mercy. It maybe would if SuperS111 was here. My yacht

Fly by the seat of your pants. You need wings and the only way to get them is to earn them. Once you earn them, you can do just about anything you want, within reason. Such advice

Decided to grow both fur and wings simultaneously and see what animal he ended up as. He turned out to be a bat-cat. This meant that he could fly around the house all night and

Think I didn't work at a pizza joint for life unless the universe had no flying tomatoes, green peppers, jalapenos, poultry sausage, pepperoni, onions or mushrooms? I am accustomed

Hadn't ever been inside the Great Pyramid-like structure of brain cells but once inside you don't want to leave. How many neurons were juiced and made into brain salad in two hours

The word was, you never really want to go to pippopippi. You cannot escape pippopippi in a world that is upside down. You would rather visit Uncle Pepperoni and Aunt Rutabaga. They

Obsidian Chu Chuallin Gilgamesh 911 did and as the old adage goes, "He who smelt it dealt it", thus giving me naming rights. I decided to call it Obsidian to get a dig in on him.