They want to rule the world, and the megalomaniacal guinea pig on the Donald's head was no different. He yanked the Donald's shaggy eyebrows up on his forehead and made him tell

tear into a bear carcass. The other animals laughed and called me Schizo-Bunny. I would show them who to laugh at! Maybe a nice pink clover would give me the strength to wreak my

tossed the electric nose picker into her cocoa and turned around while she electrocuted her lips. She never was too bright. Until now. Her lips looked kinda sexy smoldering like th

because we are low people with lowbrow humor and frankly we make ourselves sick. But we do come from wealthy families and can afford the finest medical care. Your job would entail

-B guns were left at the door, as they tended to startle the flock of starlings that had flocked to the flocked avian apse. The sheep and cows had their own apse, too. The chickens

Yes, the fur's gonna fly in this week's edition of The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers as fat Freddy hides in a closet with his cat while the hurricane blows away all the dope he

night terrors I also had. I kept them and the nightmares in the coral behind my collective unconscious: or at least my part of it anyway. Both were very good at picking up the cues

lived. Therefore we just worry through it, telling ourselves that someday we will stop to smell the roses. Someday we might even plant the roses so that we can smell them. Surreal

Adolphus lost an astrolabe - all mumsy in the wabe - Drumpf's a piece of work - admit it, you're a jerk.

When really it's hot and scalds your esophagus like lava being poured down your innards. Or it's too cold and becomes slimy as it slides down. Soup is probably used at Guantanamo.

lifting and spontaneous Vogue dancing. The Lady Gaga rip off strain came with farts, sneezes, and chronic meat dress fetishes. Most the world fell ill with one or the other until

we know where secret things are hidden. You thought we were just digging to get out from the fences you erect to hold us captive or to find bones. No we are looking to find

folds folded by folding foldsters. But lets's just get on with it. Once long ago a hippo swallowed me. Like a veritable Jonah I lived among the pink fleshy folds until

attach super springs to the bottom of my flappy clown shoes, bounce around a golf course wearing a space helmet & steal the flag of hole 18. Springy bounded over the countryclub's

The Tahiti sun slivered through the grass walls and my sunburn stung a little. But I had my magic Harry Potter Cream which helped cure

But Mucky and Lucky's hamster brains were small and squishy, and all they could come up with was to cover the cadaver in wood chips, which made it less visible, but no less

Pastor Bob thought Dubis meant schlong & spun round quickly. Believing I had said it, he boxed me hard. In rage I grabbed my trusty acid filled squirt gun aimed at my brothe

going to be drinking tea in the Tiffin Room at Raffles, not on this particular day in any case. Still one can't be choosy. Then I was amazed by

instead, I chose a lovely see through painters smock over hairy woolen slacks & a fuschia tunic. My mood was high. Until I ostracized one too many clients as a cold caller and

" Read Mark from the dusty scroll he held in his hands, "You know what this means Nick ? this is proof that there was in fact an inferior race of monkey ancestors long ago"