Italian chap on the loudspeaker car outside in the street. I looked back to see The Outfield was taking the stage with their special guest stars Skrillex and Grimes.

do," I asked frantically pressing button after button. Then a voice from 2 decades in the future whispered back, " we will do another reboot and you best be ready..." It was Wonka.

I didn't even hit them. If I got anywhere near them. The crook would say. "OOOOO are they real olympic gold medals?" When they stooped to pick em up I'd use my massive swimmer legs

but the judges were very strict and said George & Tony would be disqualified for running like that. Where to find an extra leg at this late hour? Then George turned around and saw

or I'll be belchin'!" and spewed out acid from his mouth. The waiter took accurate aim at the suction cups, but the Sea monster restaurant brawl was already on its way. The owner

in a fit of jealous rage. The pair had a gouda thing going for awhile, before things went sour between them, and Feta crumbled at the mere mention of the suspicious grater's name.

unseen thousands that had never been seen clean. Somehow, something always obscured the scene. Lemon argued that it was because you can't focus to the rear after being walked on.

took these outbursts of hers in stride by this late in the game. We assumed everything she said was true in some universe only she was privy to. I did prefer my dumplings steamed.

Galactic seems to the same footage of footage on an endless loop. You seen one mindless British automaton on the way to perform his function alongside thousands more.

Chili lime chicken burgers were served at your mothe's house that night and you read Sartre differently after that point. And you jotted down the recipe from your mother before you

room was Cristina's performance art. She found the urinal to be particularly challenging. She tried to wear it as a hat, but finally settled on wearing two on her feet as skis.

But he wasn't about to let it get hungry. However, after daily muffin feeding to the digestively troubled caterpillar above his eyes, no dramatic change emerged. Were the muffins

with a terror only a sacrifical animal could have. The reality of death at the hands of insane people was nothing but outrageous horror.

aren't cheap in the neighborhood in which you're looking, so you'd better shave and drop off those clothes at the Goodwill. That should keep your mortgage from getting out of hand.

there's lots of giant cans of beer to drink and plenty of marsupials to carry that beer in their pockets for you. Skippy here was raised on Foster's lager. Wake up, mate, and show

16 year old Swiss model. If you averted your gaze from his abundant amount of leg, he was quite beautiful. But Cpt. Lou wanted that Neptunian ore, and you can't make an omelet

Took his poo covered manuscript to the blacksmith, Jedediah, and incinerated it in the fires that had forged Bilbo's infamous bling. Still not satisfied

had already seen Temple of Doom 3 times, & fancied herself quite a high priestess. There I was, standing aghast with a huge hole in my chest. Luckily, Dr. Tinker had a spare heart

some alien goo from. And the week before that you played hopskotch with a talking lobster in a penguin suit. Different would be an understatement.

Who worked for Helco and offered me a contract to sell my soul to the devil, but I refused. Still,we wrote a pasta cook book that was so popular even Satan bought a signed copy.