He was such a chick magnet that the remainder of Tut's brood followed him back to camp. The excavation team watched the procession and said it was pure poultry in motion.

the coming apocalyse. Rumors like you would be able to write the apocalypse off on your Federal Income Tax or that lavender suited you or even that the official designer of the

don't like salt understandably, and meth thorta looks like it. "Could that be the ansther? Now I'm lithping, too." I stared at the slug's rug. I wanted to sniff it for some reason.

-se favorite musician was Prince, until he croaked. The sexy man-eater cried for weeks when I told her. She'd had her heart set on kissing him and turning him back into a frog.

Spork because that's the way the dog barked with his runny nose. Caden and Spork went out every morning for bagels until that fateful day when they saw Emily pouring coffee down

Shred them. Zorro came to fold a line one day and changed his mind. From then on, Zorro shredded only paper documents to prevent identity theft. It was profitable and saved lives.

, mix them with hot water and butter and claim you got them confused with PotatoBuds. 5. Share your bread crumb with the pidgeons. 6. Sonny and Share. 7. Share in Stone.

the little girl on the bike ran into me. I watched in slow motion as she tumbled through the air, her braces glinting and her braids moving like tentacles. She landed on a wino who

my crotch. "Yeah, I got yer club right here," I said, "Now if you'll excuse me, I have kitchen pipes to destroy and a fortune to make." The performers fell silent as I marched to

as we sat on the sun deck each day and flew our flying saucer type drones over Area 51. Suddenly, we started to retain a public following as people began to notice

that trope had already sailed. I know, he thought to himself from across the brain, I will swim under the world and surface in the Outside. I can hold my breath that long, I think.

go nude. This, of course, was his plan all along. Finally, the totally clueless, would get the girl! But she noticed when he went quiet to watch her. Suddenly she knew the score.

Until a foul wind winds up in abortion, an abomination either way. I read a book. I saw a photograph. Time to beat Iago. Eve liked that fruit, not an apple. Lilith sent it there.

All you need to survive the collapse of the Region 4 government. The chancellor has become a victim of his own ego. That fishy smell comes from being overly sensitive to pollen.

Arp drop in the stock market, just when you think you are safe. Fake plastic trees are quite like the phoenix, who dodged lots of bullets. Thom Yorke was giving a cook's tour of

Tonne was always self reliant. He had to walk to school and back daily. There were no buses in the Golden Mountains. The Ice King was there. He folded stories with Tonne daily.

Dscreen was shattered.I waited for a new one. Folding stories were a way of life for the natives of New Plastic City. They folded, all told, a record 3,572 stories in 24 hours. The

dung wafers. Dr. McSmudge had been a proctologist before taking up the Cloth and still performed the occasional consult just to stay current. He was fond of goats but we don't ask.

Fred used to be a child Ogre who liked lullabys about leeches, and maggots the most. Voles and Moles were alright but they couldn't match the subtle tastes of a fat old glisstening

and Marty fished his portion hanging from the kitchen lamp. Andre appreciated our efforts to make him feel at home, but his head got stuck between the ceiling & dad's stash of