Did it Rhumba? Could it crack an egg with one hand? These were questions I could put to the many-eyed thing once we have gotten over this awkward moment. Visine! That would

"Survive ofcourse, Hush, haven't you been paying attention?", Vasterbotten interupted the poor thing. So once he empties the cup and falls dead, you go for the exit. The first

"Haha" We cried laughing at my bro's joke. The drive-thru guy yells "You makin' fun at my lipido son's a biatches?" "Does your ballpark frank plumps when your old lady grills you?"

cheeks that seduced the hot single ladies in his area, making him the bane of the hero known as AdBlock

to prevent the PussyDestroyers from ravaging my rectal cavity. One crept up on me now, and I grabbed my Deus Ex Machina to destroy it. "This is for Ash. And my mother."

the others can't take care of this one." Saitama looked at him blankly. "Are you kidding?" Saitama turned back to the monster and swung his fist, obliterating it instantly.

gassy, to say the least. "No.", I said as I munched on Martian soil. Saturn looked at me funny." Philip was savaged by his bird when he tried to feed it." "Wasn't it a sparrow?"

that he was willing to share his tree, as long as I didn't drink coffee, so I kept quiet about my earlier place at the cafe. One day, he asked me to tell him a story, and I

Or would they ever say? Either way, that puts humans out of work and forces them to panhandle or sleep in Lower Wacker Drive. Or it drives them to do other illegal things...