"Screw it" she exclaims. She whips her .45 italian made Beretta out and shoots him in between the eyes. Little did she know her actions indirectly cause ld world war 3.

remin music cued the next shot in the duel. Alowat primed his super-soaker and took aim. The blast was devastating and left red marks on his opponent's chest for days. The natives

on my sleeve, & summoned a hansom cab. Arriving, I was miffed to find a mere Georgian terrace with no guards. The only "queen" there was a fop in silk dressing gown named Sherlock

Her shark teeth showed too. A bowl of Jello was served to everyone, topped with whipped cream. She ate the applause and cackled again. Literally, the room became one bowl of Jello!

slipped into the netherworld, he worried about everything, but he woke on the other side with mirror-writing, level 1 poltergeist activity, and side-eye from beyond. His shooter

But he sure loves Deaths Door vodka! He is the best customer for it at whole foods, in specialty. He knew better than to show up before he got drunk, though. His car was repo'd

the tautology is seems. Spirit, like matter, has extension which manifests in this case as Will. In fact this is the same Will that moved our bodies while still corporeal. Crowley

So ofcourse it was a huge surprise when they suddenly found themselves being scooped toward the opening like an annoying ball of snot

intelligence cell!" Rather than feeling the emotion of discomfort, the robot's voice was now sounding like David Attenborough. The scientist could only stand a few minutes of the

by her healthy since of humor and her ignorance of the revolution brewing in broad daylight for the Church was a ruin and her subjects were the acolytes. The laughing hyena Queen's

This was the news headline on July 28, 2016. Pliny MCII read it and was thoroughly disgusted. This was not his father 's New York Times. He burned it for fuel to keep warm instead

Folding stories are no exception, just more organic. There is no such thing as a plot, which makes folding stories more therapeutic for the schizotypical than your average zombies.

Reiki was Ina's medium of mediation. Lucy has a diamond in the sky was her favourite song. Adriana was more of a Olympic ring, she loved Adrenalin sports.

memorial parade float tragically turned to rubble under a stampede of escaped animals from the Central Park Zoo. The well was only one of many victims of the animal rights group,

Needs pepperoni and onions on top with extra tomato sauce on the side. And don't forget the meatball soup, it can resussitate you. The cookie dough dessert makes chocolate assert.

Neat was his word for something which was fit the purpose, elegant and frugal on resources. The Bagpiper was his favourite instrument. Neat, that how he liked his whiskey.

This was her child, a bush planted in her dreams and watered at night. It played the violin with a Polish orchestra, the Warsaw Philharmonic. DGG recorded it. A waterfall joyfully

The gnostic surgeon wrote in his journal he had a feeling this is the last ever election we have. Michael Stipe sang "Its the end of the world as we know it", as they had tea.

They were a reminder he had lost his sense of humour. John Cleese appeared to explain it to Rodney. "You must recover your sense of humour or you will lose everything." Rodney was

He grew up with all manner of electronic toys he didn't like, much to his parents surprise. They shouldn't have been surprised, though. He played the piano in the living room daily