The potatoes were orange with little yellow tufts of hair. Our bunker selected plants producing potatoes with facial features. There was a lot of fallout because

Unfortunately, they weren't actually mice, and as such didn't speak mouse-ish. They accidentally offended some actual mice, who were now plotting their revenge.

That I no longer wanted to hear it. It was like that song on the radio I never wanted to hear again. This claptrap about why we need another war is total rubbish.

then again OVER a bridge. But Watch out, there are MORE rivers than bridges. 'Im the map! I'm the map! I'M THE MAAAP!!!" I stared at the map. What am I going to do with this shitty

once I've recovered from the salmonella & my other toes grow back to tick off other bucket list items, like attending an electric chair execution, perform a duet with Katy Perry,

These demons were known to have an insatiable appetite for self destruction. That was a blessing in disguise. The penguins knew that and bought arsenic to put in their food. It had

Weird Al Yankovic sang "Foil" and everyone laughed. Some of it sounded like he shopped at whole foods, where recycling was a religion. The herbal tea was organic. Weird Al was

one of them, for some reason. She had a phobia of trampolines since childhood. Her psychiatrist told her to stay off them and let him know when she felt like she was on one.

the highlight of my holiday and though classical music wasn't quite my preference, I figured

I browsed through the available programmes and chose one about the royal family of Exurbia. His royal highness King Quinn had three children and a beautiful wife, the onion queen.

But, deep down somewhere, I was proud of him. For him. Deep down, I cared about him. That's what always made it so hard for me to hurt and dominate my sub, Boris Pochenko.

Er. I was at the Maison Michelle restaurant with friends, and I ordered coq au vin. That was my intiation into the Reservation on the Astral Plane. That was long ago! Now that

He worked out some two hours a day. His body resembled a gorilla as he made his protein drink. Polly could not keep enough Gatorade on hand, and she would not touch that stuff.

For all she knew, it could have been. After all, nowadays retailers start putting out holiday items in July! It got her mind off the humid, damp weather. It was going to rain soon.

Please dance with me to the last waltz?" He said, "Of course!" It was the last waltz, because the place blew up but we survivec to Global Economic Crisis

"I would take you to the Paradise Steakhouse!" I didn't know such a restaurant existed, but Ian Anderson did sing about it in 1974. Was it still open?

Dress like the purple prince, and do a purple rain dance when needed. Remember the native American rituals when creating your own rain dance. 2) hire minions and practise dancing

painted beautiful butterflies, and amulets and flowers and fruit, and even the starry night sky with Mother Moon and Siblings Stars, and fell in love with the sea of the sky.

The house was shaking, then her fiancé believed her. It was indeed an earthquake. They sat there having coffee, then the shaking stopped. It was not their imagination! Next thing,

A dog-man. I am, in other words, a hybrid. Hence my fur coat and four legs and a tail. But, like humans, I can speak and read and think critically." She was flabbergasted.