y 89°-what a feat!"How are you doing this?",she asked,sounding more impressed than she intended,"This?Oh,this is nothing.",he laughed,having regained his posture."I can bent even

though were happy to indulge.Of course,aliens are know for their special bond with cats.A heated conversation soon developed,of which Alice couldn't understand a word."Stop that

metaphor jumped out at as from the page. Or did it? Was 'mother' perhaps a synecdoche for something else, the huge band of women the world over uniting to

telltail clicks to tell him when the tumblers aligned. Spark had been forced to opened safes for the Russians during the occupation. Coil was a loose fuse though sputtering "

the rim of his Yankees-cap. Everybody in the audience did manage not to ridicule him, but Grayden felt he didn't deserve that. As their manager he really owed them

Instead I'll float through the netherclouds here on planet Dastreil. I'm on ectpatrol with the ospry fangs deployed to pick up and of the nutrinos left by the miners.

that were online. Those were the worst. The psychologist snapped his fingers and said, "Jango! I have an idea." He beckoned me over with his calico cane and pointed right at

The policeman looked at me funny. "I'm not taking you to a bar. I'm taking you to jail for being drunk." I tried escaping, but he tackled me and put on tiny handcuffs on my hands.

disgusted at how we sliced our cheese, and got our produce from China, instead of local farms. Jamie Oliver would have none of that. He strolled into our kitchen, and slapped the c

"Survive ofcourse, Hush, haven't you been paying attention?", Vasterbotten interupted the poor thing. So once he empties the cup and falls dead, you go for the exit. The first

"Haha" We cried laughing at my bro's joke. The drive-thru guy yells "You makin' fun at my lipido son's a biatches?" "Does your ballpark frank plumps when your old lady grills you?"

cheeks that seduced the hot single ladies in his area, making him the bane of the hero known as AdBlock

to prevent the PussyDestroyers from ravaging my rectal cavity. One crept up on me now, and I grabbed my Deus Ex Machina to destroy it. "This is for Ash. And my mother."

the others can't take care of this one." Saitama looked at him blankly. "Are you kidding?" Saitama turned back to the monster and swung his fist, obliterating it instantly.

gassy, to say the least. "No.", I said as I munched on Martian soil. Saturn looked at me funny." Philip was savaged by his bird when he tried to feed it." "Wasn't it a sparrow?"

that he was willing to share his tree, as long as I didn't drink coffee, so I kept quiet about my earlier place at the cafe. One day, he asked me to tell him a story, and I