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He took out the jeweled knife, and swiftly sliced cheddar cheese into thin slices. He then cut a loaf of bread into perfectly equal slices. "Told you... Making sandwiches is a good
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was still young yet Wilko was to become Earth's first Jedi knight and donned an "evil" grin to others when they just passed him there, with the thoughts of "why should we even care
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like referring to the African American woman as "sister," but when in Rome. The "sister" said now when you answer these baillif's men question you have to do so in the form as
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"Ooh,freaky",God remarked."How are you doing that,Bob,with just one arm?!"Joe was dazzled."Dislocate it again!""Nah.Let's see what God can do."God cracked his fingers."Alright,here
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a pill to stop her migraines. "I'm not scared of the dark!!" said the explorer shakily as he clutched his shotgun tighter. "Shut up." said darkness. He jumped, and ran in the cave
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his chocolate milk and drank it. The toxin would "liven" things up if you catch my drift. He woke up a week later, to find that his cough suppressant was still unfinished. "AGH" he
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straight up,catching the spit-droplet with her tongue.What was her game here?What did she want?"What is your game here?What do you want?"She was flexing her nose."I want to really
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Now I could start my competing video plattform,TruePube.But I needed the brains:Lex,the engineer;Bo,the code-wiz;and,of course,Ken,the dorky pen pusher.Arriving at their cave,
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pushed them over the edge.Drawing knives from their socks they lunged at each other.Frenzied cuts followed,tearing away at their flesh and the bond between them.Blood gushed,
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suddenly comes to a complete halt:a trembling voice,from no direction in particular,starts singing a nursery rhyme.As the singing becomes louder,another voice joins in,and another,
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Phuket. Their manager didn't agree though. I mean, the thrusting was good publicity, but no one would like to see the Beatles split. Was right around the time when Ringo came up
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y 89°-what a feat!"How are you doing this?",she asked,sounding more impressed than she intended,"This?Oh,this is nothing.",he laughed,having regained his posture."I can bent even
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though were happy to indulge.Of course,aliens are know for their special bond with cats.A heated conversation soon developed,of which Alice couldn't understand a word."Stop that
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metaphor jumped out at as from the page. Or did it? Was 'mother' perhaps a synecdoche for something else, the huge band of women the world over uniting to
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telltail clicks to tell him when the tumblers aligned. Spark had been forced to opened safes for the Russians during the occupation. Coil was a loose fuse though sputtering "
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the rim of his Yankees-cap. Everybody in the audience did manage not to ridicule him, but Grayden felt he didn't deserve that. As their manager he really owed them
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Instead I'll float through the netherclouds here on planet Dastreil. I'm on ectpatrol with the ospry fangs deployed to pick up and of the nutrinos left by the miners.
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that were online. Those were the worst. The psychologist snapped his fingers and said, "Jango! I have an idea." He beckoned me over with his calico cane and pointed right at
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The policeman looked at me funny. "I'm not taking you to a bar. I'm taking you to jail for being drunk." I tried escaping, but he tackled me and put on tiny handcuffs on my hands.
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disgusted at how we sliced our cheese, and got our produce from China, instead of local farms. Jamie Oliver would have none of that. He strolled into our kitchen, and slapped the c