I could be free from this eternal charade of competency and finally pursue my passion for pinochle. The ladies down at The Church of Heavenly Heathens couldn't understand how

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have to fry this mound of vomit and slowly eat it, while I tase in the eyes" The cop drew his zapper and started to hump the air with anticipation. I saw my cat's life flash before

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, delicious spaghetti-o! Just the way my mama used to make!" He licked the sauce off his fingers. I could tell he was happy; he was positively beaming. "So good review, huh?" "Why,

anything close to a medal, or an award, but a following nonetheless. If Mao's Mum could only see the amount of happy smiley people who watched his videos, then maybe at last she

"A dog-man! Are you insane?" She tugged at his skin. "This phase has gone far enough Dominic. I want you out of the house." "But Mum-" "That's enough whining; you look ridiculous."

I spent time matching constellations to the paintings I had found. I was surrounded by grassland, bare feet dipping into soil. The waves of stars filled the moonlit sky. I watched

5 new messages. I wonder what they could possibly want. "HONEY WAKE UP, YOU ARE IN A COMA AT ST. LOUIS HOSPITAL." She sounds drunk. I look away from my phone and continue driving,

Bartholomew raced ahead in his little shorts which were a little too tight. "EEEEEE-" he screamed, rushing through the garden like something was stuck between his legs.

Antes las cosas eran muy diferentes, especialmente respecto a la tecnología.

Antes las cosas eran muy diferentes. Antes las cámaras fotográficas eran grandes y costosas.

was previously my bowels was causing me such excruciating contractions that I needed to move this operation along. I grabbed the cow by the horns and pressed my forehead into its

team do some nitrous balloons and play strip poker while they considered how to push their war mongering agenda on the weakling general populace. "Look here" said Killovitch " it's

reenacting the punishments he'd doled out back onto himself as penance but he enjoyed them too much. Often to completion. Hrengor the Beholder looked down at the note in his hand.

V was visceral, irascible, occasionally avuncular and frequently profane. "If I don't get my MF'ing pizza right F'ing now" said V, "I'm going to

and a jumbo slice from Sal's. Luigi wasn't solving any mysteries running a caloric deficit. He hopped on the dragon and they hit up Sal's. Once sated, it occurred to Luigi that a

Mayo. Node Mayo was the whitest, blandest, least saucy of all 12 Nodal Moons of Shaphat. But Krikli had a balloon of sriracha implanted in his neck. With COSMAX's help, they'd

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She bent down, pretending to tie her shoelace, and slipped the jagged rock into her palm. If she could strike just right, with the element of surprise on her side, she might be