But why only talk about BLOOD as the subject matter at hand, when there's so much more to gross out over together! You know, like sex ed, cardio, and so on...

Know you???" She asked, a bit, let's say shocked, and confused. "Don't you remember me Diane?" I asked, hurt crossing my face."Well...I..err, no sorry" She replied.

And so the hamster set off on a long and whimsical journey to obtain a tutu and become the best hamster ballerina in the world. He packed up his belongings and caught the next bus

, exquisite in its corpseness. It folded itself so that all I could see was what it had done just a moment ago, but nothing before that. The corpse, smelling of rot and decay, said

“Mom!” I screamed. “What is it, Timmy?!” she snapped from downstairs. “Um… there’s a dead body up here.” There was a commotion as Mom stomped upstairs. “Do I have to do everything

Old Meg looked up from the tome in her hands, the Spanish words making little sense in her old and feeble brain. She could recall as if a hundred years ago her daughter saying…

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

"El mar quiere vencer / Y por lo tanto no hay tiempo que perder."

It was a time-traveler from 12 years ago, and she was a woman. The man did not know what to do with any of what was going on. She said to him...

(The moon wasn't full at all, he just enjoyed doing the whole wolf bit.) However, that was quickly interrupted by a quintet of men who Wolf Man identified as from the nearby burgh.

Newscasters droned on about the mysterious horse that had washed up on the Golden Coast. Memes were showing up all over TikTok. The eco-war had begun and no one was any wiser.

His lungs wheezed. Every day since the collapse, he had feared this moment: the day where his luck would run out. It was a miracle that he'd survived this long without an inhaler.

Amber grabbed his thingie with her hand and shoved it you know where. they both screamed. it was so big and girth. she manned. it was size of cloro wipes botggñw

The Devil was deeply distraught, blurting that he was seeking pyromania rehab. Alarmed, I tried to shake him off but he insisted on following me home, where I hastily hid the match

and then, suddenly and without warning, they burst forth from within me like that scene in Alien. My goo went everywhere and I gasped as the king and emperor crawled out

Shoe Angel, or a Shangel as the Old Masters had called them. Finally, I had completed my training, and now I could fly using my shoes which were

For example, Syteca would begin prioritizing the share holders over employees. Employees who disagreed with this would be terminated… permanently.

as she crossed her arms and glared at them. She had long, dark bangs hanging over her eyes and her eyes were red with streaks of purple in them. She wore a black and red corset