, especially cookie jars labeled “Joker Enterprises” on the bottom. The Joker feigned innocence but laughed at the Penguin’s bloodied finger, which he’d caused. Jim warned the

I must say, Kermit’s plea for me to kill him was something I gave serious thought to. I always HATED the Muppets and couldn’t pass up an opportunity to off one of them. So I picked

I thought my write-in campaign may have a chance if I chose the right VP. So I chose Jimmy McMillan (“The rent is TOO DAMN HIGH!”) and saw more interest in my candidacy. But Jimmy

&I don't care about that typo& if autocorrect fixes it fro me.See how tried I am?It's exhausting living in these Untied States.I'm worked t the bone.My thinking's nuclear - unclear

I amplify it,visualizing myself in spontaneity,even when I've clung to the couch like a leech.It's a psychological exercise.Last night,in a state of unrest,I imagined myself as a

I looked at him as he smiled, he kissed me as the taste of vanilla was against my lips. That sweet satisfaction was everything.

The invasion planned by the Purple Pants general McPurple Pants, who was known for being chronically late, was set for 3:30, but he got there at 8:30 due to a translation error.

I woke up with a headache and a fever.

AH! I tripped and fell running from them.

Them . . . Them? Who were they again? I can't remember. . . My head hurts like hell though.

"No way...." Ezekiel thinks to himself, "It's really him."

NO PLEASE DONT DO IT

Ezekiel paced back and forth along the cobblestone, hoping that the way his feet ached would subside as soon as God answered. Then, he could finally sit.

. "Yes, the recital, that would be the perfect excuse..." And so, after manufacturing an argument, Jim did it. He pushed his brother down the stairs with one word: "Oyasumi."

Jim got so confused and stressed out that he dumped both flasks in the sink. "Jim!" the senator screamed, "what the hell are you doing? My daughter gave me that, get your hands off

The army of lawnmowers came rushing towards me I couldn't escape!

My girlfriend wouldn't even believe me about the ghostly sightings I found after I discovered that CD lying in the attic along with the player. Last night, I saw a CHILD'S ghost on

"C-c-cold...so...cold...I don't know why...I feel so cold...now." Poppi sat, pale blue eyes and faded scarlet hair enraptured in the snow fluttering between her hopes and her life.

The music blasted into my ears as I walked to the bus stop. I did a little dance as cars passed me but I didn't care what any of them thought. I turned the street to my stop when..

The time had come. It was time for the mass destruction the planet of the purple pants have been planning for plenty of years