"A dog-man! Are you insane?" She tugged at his skin. "This phase has gone far enough Dominic. I want you out of the house." "But Mum-" "That's enough whining; you look ridiculous."

I spent time matching constellations to the paintings I had found. I was surrounded by grassland, bare feet dipping into soil. The waves of stars filled the moonlit sky. I watched

5 new messages. I wonder what they could possibly want. "HONEY WAKE UP, YOU ARE IN A COMA AT ST. LOUIS HOSPITAL." She sounds drunk. I look away from my phone and continue driving,

Bartholomew raced ahead in his little shorts which were a little too tight. "EEEEEE-" he screamed, rushing through the garden like something was stuck between his legs.

Antes las cosas eran muy diferentes, especialmente respecto a la tecnología.

Antes las cosas eran muy diferentes. Antes las cámaras fotográficas eran grandes y costosas.

was previously my bowels was causing me such excruciating contractions that I needed to move this operation along. I grabbed the cow by the horns and pressed my forehead into its

team do some nitrous balloons and play strip poker while they considered how to push their war mongering agenda on the weakling general populace. "Look here" said Killovitch " it's

to another phat bowl of multi media word salad. "Escuse me, waiter? Can I have two more sides of hot sauce and two more sides of ranch, please?". Blanche couldn't stomach

reenacting the punishments he'd doled out back onto himself as penance but he enjoyed them too much. Often to completion. Hrengor the Beholder looked down at the note in his hand.

V was visceral, irascible, occasionally avuncular and frequently profane. "If I don't get my MF'ing pizza right F'ing now" said V, "I'm going to

and a jumbo slice from Sal's. Luigi wasn't solving any mysteries running a caloric deficit. He hopped on the dragon and they hit up Sal's. Once sated, it occurred to Luigi that a

Mayo. Node Mayo was the whitest, blandest, least saucy of all 12 Nodal Moons of Shaphat. But Krikli had a balloon of sriracha implanted in his neck. With COSMAX's help, they'd

"Uhm, yeah, is this the, um, place where you fix the like, ah, my brain hurts?" "Yes sir, please come down to 472 Ohio Ave. We're having a Tuesday special so hurry!" The caller

She bent down, pretending to tie her shoelace, and slipped the jagged rock into her palm. If she could strike just right, with the element of surprise on her side, she might be

survive, you will follow orders! Sargent Hammalik slapped each cadet hard across the cheek, then looked them in the eye. "Men, you are the hope. We are ready!" Hammalik pressed the

because he still hadn't pulled the sock out of his shorts and he could tell Linda was eyebanging his fake package something fierce. Schmuck whirled around, pulled out the sock, and

in the muck, pouting. What to do? What to do? Perhaps now was the time to expand my pocket phoenix. Yes, may as well. The old cliches were retold for a reason. But first I'd need

were hammered on Crown & Coke outside the 7-Eleven, hoping to swindle some tourists out of enough Yen to buy a skinny dime bag, step on it, and make enough to approach Mosura with

Hrengor was stumped. Fuming, he stomped around blindly, urge to kill rising, rage building. Then on the cusp of his peripheral thermal vision, Hrengor caught a blip. Heath's beef