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But being Canadian, the refugees didn't know from wine, and drank up all of the Hoop-de-Haw chablis in the state of Ohio, leaving a trail of moose antlers and broken hearts.

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muck and mire like hell-fiends, stopping for nobody or nothing. When looking back at their father, a mangy old mutt, forever frozen under the tree, they woof'd in unison to

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don't stink!" All other vocabulary had been lost to her. While her brain tried desperately to rediscover its lexicon, she at least knew that her syntax was

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were known for their distinctive flavours and exotic ingredients. Trader Joe couldn't believe his luck in acquiring an inside source to stock his shoppe. But would the flat cans

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But also, understandable. Mario's plumber's union was currently on strike, and they all agreed they weren't going to eat for the period of about two weeks. Visions of

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"I bet you have never heard a more beautiful tune," said the widowed apparition upon my entry into the room, "than what is flowing into your ears right this moment." I shuffled

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plaintively at the wall as the sun slowly set, casting the room into total darkness. So the lizard dated an onion farmer and went on to far greater things in life. Karl the Face

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and wilting insult, but all he could think of was to refer to Derek as "Lamecone", which even he had to admit was pretty lame. Little did he know that Derek was actually a god from

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Ponce hoped that Cookie and Doug the Thug would accept a nickname for him, instead of admitting to such a name as "Ponce". He told them that he was called "Butch", but they did not

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this world of memes, a world that seemed to her to be more real than the actual world. So methodically she began to edit herself out of every image online, and claim that these