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we wanted (and we wanted ice cream all of the time) but I suspect now, all these years later, that he just wanted to have steak on the hoof when The Bomb went down. We never found

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Unless, as they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away, meaning that most doctors are allergic to apples, and might prefer pears. Doctor Goodfeel pondered this as he reached for

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had nothing on us at that time, but we certainly knew how to stretch a penny, you little whippersnappers. You don't know what's good. Stale candy from a dumpster is still delicious

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Paul's drag race track, which had much better food, but was not always open. Rudy's BBQ Shack is open 24/7 and uses only the finest bloated pork that is found in any sewer system.

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, which was like Nirvana, only more so. Nirvana+ seemed to welcome her, at first. There was a low, calming hum, and as her eyes became accustomed to the light, she noticed that

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Q ran away with U, but U didn't care. U never cared. Q had to lead him around everywhere, even though he could start any word all by himself. It was Q that needed U. But I didn't

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May 7, 1915, or thereabouts. But who cares what he bought. I don't. Unless he bought it for me. Hmmm.... maybe he intends to surprise me? In that case, I must rehearse my sincere

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-ir whoopie-making became so violent that the glass elevator tilted and became wedged between The Promenade and the Bargain Basement. Landi and Ian didn't notice, at first, that

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them at Adele's Huge Bush Emporium. If Grandad was always satisfied when he went to Adele's Big Bush, that's good enough for me. I think. Hedging my bets, I visited Adele and asked

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Sasquatch opened the dumpster lid. "You talkin' to me, Slim? I smell blueberry muffins here, or children who have eaten them!" Slim's sister Thick stood up. "These are my children,